Carson Daly has committed the ultimate crime: resuming production on Last Call with Carson Daly.

Daly has also defied the ongoing writer’s strike – but that’s hardly his biggest offense.

Does anybody really watch Last Call with Carson Daly? It’s on at some ungodly hour next to weight-loss and fly-fishing gear infomercials…and since when did Daly become a source of comedy? The show has been on the air since 2002 and I still don’t know one soul who watches it.

Since his writing staff is M.I.A. Daly has solicited outside help from family and friends, asking them in an email to submit him jokes that will be used in an upcoming skit.

Call Carson Daly’s joke hotline (818-260-5107) and leave the stupidest knee-slapper you can muster – no matter how bad the joke is, it can’t be any worse of a joke than his career has become.

If being one of the most stunning models on the face of the Earth wasn’t enough, Heidi Klum has to one-up herself by yodeling, stating that she has “great knockers” (twice!) and fondling her own boobs, using them as gun turrets in her latest TV spot.

This new Victoria Secret spot will shut up any Heidi hater:

Oh, Heidi. Le sigh…

Czech chick Petra Nemcova is a famous swimsuit model, writer, activist, TV show host and vegan; now she can add spokesmodel for lingerie maker La Senza to her repertoire.

Check out Petra Nemcova’s ridiculously-hot gallery !