The 143rd running of the Belmont Stakes is today, June 11th. The final jewel in the Triple Crown will be run without the elusive championship at stake as 2011 Kentucky Derby winner Animal Kingdom lost in the Preakness. Animal Kingdom will attempt to become the 12th horse to complete a Derby-Belmont double. While we got drunk and lost moolah on Mucho Macho Man in the Preakness and Kentucky Derby, we we think we’re gonna go with Stay Thirsty this time around. To give the stud some inspiration we put together this photo gallery of Dos Equis’ Most Interesting Man In The Universe memes. We don’t always post about horse races, but when we do it’s almost completely unrelated to the race itself. Stay thirsty, my friends! Check out the pics after the jump.

Leave the horse racing and hot girls in big hats to the Kentucky Derby because Preakness is all about getting completely hammered. We’ve rounded up drunk pictures so incriminating that you’ll be amazed that they even got put online. And if you think these are bad, just wait until this year. All it takes is $40 to get in, $20 to get access to an open bar all day, and $1000 to get a hearse to bring you home.

Preakness aka “Freakness” is one of my favorite annual sporting events. It’s just pure pandemonium from the moment you step onto the infield. I’ve never seen a single horse on that track but I have seen a few foxes, a couple babes, some chicks, and even a whale tail or two. After threatening to kill everyone’s buzz by banning fans from bringing alcohol in 2009, Pimlico has announced the arrival of a new mascot named, “Kegasus“, which is a half-man, half-horse with a nipple ring and a beer gut. Check out his video after the jump!

This week’s entries feature an antsy prisoner, ungodly godparents, John Lennon, crazy love, dumb teenagers, female empowerment, pimps, hos, and a writer you might not want to rape. So, stop working on that super secret PowerPoint and read these previews, Karen!

No matter how you look at it, sports are dangerous. But add the element of harnessing the power of a 1000-pound beast that can freak out at the drop of a hat, and you’ve opened up a can of hurt on your ass you can’t even imagine. So in honor of this year’s Kentucky Derby, which airs Saturday, May 1st at 5pm ET on NBC (post time – 6:15pm), we’ve put together the seven most horrific horse racing wrecks caught on tape.

Gentlemen, pour yourself a frosty mint julep because it’s Kentucky derby time! This Saturday, horse racing fans will converge on Churchill Downs for the first and most famous race of the annual US Triple Crown. But here at COED, we believe no event is complete without a healthy helping of super hotties to go along with the action. So we’ve compiled these 40 sexy Kentucky natives to add a bit more spice to “The Most Exciting Two Minutes in Sports.”

If it wasn’t for bad luck, the New York Knicks wouldn’t have any luck at all. With this year’s draft selection being one of the final pieces to lure LeBron James to New York next summer, the Knicks once again missed out on a huge opportunity to add a potential star player. The Knicks won the first draft lottery in league history back in 1985, but haven’t won since…

Maybe you’ve seen this one before and maybe you haven’t. Regardless, few things in life are as hilariously-awesome as the music from the Retarded Running Horse. Happy Kentucky Derby Day.

No matter how you look at it, sports are dangerous. But add the element of harnessing the power of a 100-pound beast that can freak out at the drop of a hat, and you’ve opened up a can of hurt on your ass you can’t even imagine. So in honor of this year’s Kentucky Derby, which airs this Saturday at 5pm ET on NBC (post time – 6:04pm), we’ve put together the seven most horrific horse racing wrecks caught on tape.

Gentlemen, pour yourself a frosty mint julep because it’s Kentucky derby time! And here at COED, we believe no event is complete without a healthy helping of super hotties to go along with the action. So we’ve compiled these 40 sexy Kentucky natives to add a bit more spice to “The Most Exciting Two Minutes in Sports.”