Some horror movies are corny, some unintentionally funny and some are downright scary as sh*t – especially when you see the disclaimer reading “Based on a true story.” Well, don’t lose too much sleep because that statement’s not necessarily the case. Check out our list of five movies that use the term pretty loosely after the jump.

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With Halloween coming up, it’s prime-time to watch a horror movie – but where? Are any movies worth watching in theaters this weekend? What’s new on DVD? Do drive-in theaters still exist?
No worries, moviegoer – these questions and more will be answered after the jump.… Click to read more