There is no greater reality check than the one you experience upon receiving your diploma. You pounded thousands of cans of cheap beer, housed approximately 23 slices of pizza a week, guzzled bottles of Jack for breakfast, turned out a chick or two, and maybe even made it to a class a semester. Now with one handshake and reception of a piece of paper theres nothi… Click to read more

Good morning errrbody! Saw this list of horrendous analogies while I was surfin’ the intra-net and knew I needed to pick the best ones and make a top 10 list. Too bad there were only 7. So here is the first top 7 list you’ve ever read.
#7 From the attic came an unearthly howl. The whole scene had an eerie, surreal quality, like when you’re on vaca… Click to read more