Women confuse men. That’s a given. But it’s not because we don’t learn from our past relationships; we just forget everything we learned in the time between one and the next. And we only remember how different the two genders are when a woman’s inherent eccentricities rear their wild head, once again.

To keep things in check, we’ve compiled a cheat sheet to help you keep your girl’s differences in perspective with COED’s 13 Facts About Women Men Forget. So no matter how cool the chick, chances are she (is)…

Full of Sh*t: Before you call NOW, let us just say that this is only a periodic trait, and exists in varying degrees. Most of the time, it comes out in what we like to call a “game,” but outside of a relationship it’s called lying. Basically, she tells you one thing, but means something more than her words. (Words only seem to matter when she remembers to use yours against you.) Other times, it happens when she thinks lying serves a purpose greater than the truth of the moment. So, she might have gone to lunch with her ex and said she didn’t–but he was a dick like usual, so it wasn’t a big enough deal to tell you about (i.e., she cares about you enough to not want to hurt your feelings, but not enough to stop looking elsewhere). Now, try going out with your ex… (more…)

I heard you were a fan of rejection. No? Didn’t think so. So like the rest of the male population, this probably means that if you ask a girl out and get denied faster than MC Hammer’s credit cards, you might feel pretty crappy. But unless you’ve used the worst pick-up line ever, the rejection may not be your fault. Think hormones, for instance. Or one of these factors that might have nothing to do with you:

She’s Off-the-Market
Hopefully, she’ll just say right away that she has a boyfriend, just to save you some time and humiliation. That’s if she’s nice. Otherwise, she’ll probably manipulate you. After all, she can have sex whenever she wants just by snapping her fingers. Can you? (more…)