Guys lie about sex; it’s just something we do. Why? Probably because we would otherwise have to admit how often we strike out. If we were actually honest with each other then we would not be able to bust our friends when they try to lie about their prowess. Trouble is we all know that women want sex just as much as we do. Secretly down deep inside there is an inner freak in every woman that will not mind that you made that sex tape. However, even when the prize is getting to have sex many of us are too cowardly to even try to pick girls up. If you look carefully on your next date though, you will see signs that you are about to get lucky.

College hook-ups are inevitable. They are bound to happen from time to time, weekend to weekend, and since college debauchery usually happens at the spur of the moment, the time and place is not always going to be ideal or convenient.

While the one-night stand inevitably an awkward experience in and of itself, there are ways to make sure that the awkwardness of a one-night stand stay at tolerable levels. Here are ten foolproof ways to impress your one-night stand so much that she’ll never look at you and be overcome with a sense of nausea, regret, and embarrassment.

The following are proven strategies that have been known to work at places where the chicks are likely not going to be under the influence of any mind-altering substance (with the exception of the strip club). If they work, you can thank us later. If they don’t work, maybe you need to stick to picking up drunk chicks.

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Call me a sick son-of-a-b*tch, but there are few things I love more than a good unfortunate/unexpected sh*t story. And by unfortunate/unexpected, I mean the kind of situation that is made extremely complicated and uncomfortable due to an unexpected bowel movement. The following is a totally true account of perhaps the greatest sh*t story ever. (The names… Click to read more

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Open relationships are not just a thing of the past, something your parents tried out on the weekends back in the 70’s before STDs existed. They are alive and well today. And I’m here to explain some of the pros and cons of such a relationship for those of you who may be interested in giving it a try, or who want your friend to give it a try so you can get with his girlfri… Click to read more

In this day and age, much is expected of men once they reach that strange college age: we must be strong yet sensitive, mature yet playful, erudite yet down-to-earth.
And most of all we must have a damn condom handy when the time comes. But of course, we forget; we were probably thinking something important, like beer or doing our Stats homework.
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I am 22 years old. I tend to be attracted to older men. And still, I find myself hooking up with men who have absolutely no clue what they are doing in bed.
I don’t mean little things, like being unable to unzip my dress with one hand, or getting all tangled in the sheets forcing us to pause the action in order to perform a rescue. Those little things I can overlook.
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After talking to my friend about his latest foray into the dating world – and his love for early morning sex – I started thinking.
Not that it takes much to get me thinking about sex. Since I am not having any. And everywhere I look it seems that people are having it. All. The. Time.
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Everybody likes sex.
Unless it’s sex you’re not involved in, coming from the bed on the other side of the room. At 3 A.M. When you’ve got a test in 5 hours.
One of the most annoying (and sometimes, horrifying) aspects of going to college is the roommate’s not-so-silent sex fest.
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Apparently, a big, healthy brain is the underground key to a steamy sex life.
In a recent article, Dr. Daniel Amen claims that sex—for the most part—occurs in the brain, specifically the part of the brain considered “the seat of orgasmsâ€? which h… Click to read more