Valentine’s Day is coming up pretty soon and if you’re like the majority of the male population, you’ve been putting off making decisions for some time now. Newsflash homie, procrastinating isn’t going to make the “holiday” disappear. The good news is that deciding what to do (or get) doesn’t have to be that d… Click to read more

I only just discovered the word “betch” when the first “Sh*t Girls Say” video released, but according to the College Candy chicks, it’s been around for a while. Sorry for not knowing catty sorority girl vernacular. Guess I should cross dress and infiltrate their ranks? That always turns out well. Anyway, this is a spoof of t… Click to read more

The girls over at College Candy wanted me to write a “How To Know When You’re Ready for the Next Step” piece, but I thought that would be a pretty boring read. Who am I to tell you whether or not you should be moving in with your girlfriend? (Hint: don’t). Screw taking it to the next level, I figured that you’d be much better off know… Click to read more

Richard La Ruina knows how to pick up women. He knows how to do it so well that he runs Pick Up Artist training and travels around the world giving seminars to guys on how to meet women. Richard won’t show you how to be a player. He will show you how to start conversations, set up dates using online websites like Match.com and how to properly text/talk on the… Click to read more

So, #30WaysToMakeAGirlSmile is currently trending on Twitter. It’s probably the f*cking sappiest, most estrogen-laden trend in the history of Twitter. There’s a lot of pics of what I assume to be the Jonas brothers, candy, jewelry, and other bullsh*t that woman use as masturbation fodder. But, with Valentine’s Day around the corner… Click to read more

Last week, we shared with you our thoughts about some stereotypes that men have of women we know to be true. Since not a single girl left a scathing comment about how chauvinistic we are (pretty sure that’s a first), I’m guessing we hit the nail right on the head. In celebration we’re going to continue with that theme, only this time I’… Click to read more

Sex dreams might be the most bittersweet occurrences in a dude’s life. On the positive side, you can hook up with Amber Heard AND Kate Upton at the same time! On the down side, you wake up with man goo all over you. Double down side – you’re not in your bed. Triple down side – you’re in class. Sometimes, though, your erotic sleep-t… Click to read more

Sometimes when you’re texting a hot chick you’re into (or already hooking up with) there comes that moment when things might be getting a little boring and you want to turn up the heat. If you want to learn how to turn small talk texts into next level sexts – you need to understand what she wants. Not only will it add another fun dimension to your phon… Click to read more

I’m sure you’re familiar with the phrase “Men are from Earth, Women are from Venus” but (generally speaking) stereotypes are dangerous because they are a narrow-minded way of jumping to conclusions. Ladies can also be dangerous because they’ll cut off you penis in your sleep if you sleep around. Seriously though, stereo… Click to read more

Ask A Chick is COED’s regular dating, sex, and relationship advice series in which our special lady friend fearlessly fields your inquiries you’re too chickensh*t to ask your girlfriend, sister or mom. In this week’s edition, Taylor fields questions about a lack of sex, why women hate the words “moist” and “panties,” and how to know if you’ve been relegated to the friend zone. Click to read more.

You’re waiting for your new date to come over to your house and you’re hustling like mad to get the crib half-way decent. You’ve already showered, made the bed and brushed your teeth but something’s missing. Should you put on music or leave the TV on? Playlist or shuffle? Comedy Central of Fox News? I know that these are decisions tha… Click to read more

New Year’s Eve can either be a big success or bust, depending on who you go with and how well it’s planned. While you should hope that yours goes according to plan, it’s almost a guarantee that you’re going to see some pretty amateurish chicks getting too hammered and making out with each other. In preparation of the inevitable, we’ve pulled together two years of “historical evidence” so that you can know what to expect. Knowledge is power, right? Check out these girls kissing goodbye to the New Year and their dignity after the jump!

The Christmas and NYE double-dip is upon us and that can only mean one thing: you’re going to get a girlfriend, a boyfriend, or involved in an ‘it’s complicated’ kind of thing. We call this “cuffing season.” As the temperatures drop people just can’t seem to stop themselves snuggling up next to someone. But what if that someone is someone really inadvisable, festively plump, a bit annoying, and sure to be dumped in time for Spring Break? Then you need to learn how to avoid getting cuffed: sounds easy but with all that mistletoe around it’s harder than it seems. Check out our resident Pick Up Artist’s advice after the jump!

Ask A Chick is COED’s regular dating, sex, and relationship advice series in which our special lady friend fearlessly fields your inquiries you’re too chickensh*t to ask your girlfriend, sister or mom. In this week’s edition, Taylor fields questions about why girls love Ryan Gosling, whether they prefer digital relief or cunnilingus, and dating a dude with serious vices See her answers after the jump!

In my mind, every single girl owns a sex toy because I believe that every single girl gets it on with themselves. Fantasies aside, I think that it’s a completely healthy (and frankly sexy) habit for women to partake in. But what happens when the ladies actually show me what they’re working with and pull out their electric amigos when I’m around? In this week’s He Said/She Said, we talk about how, when, and where to use sex toys. Click through to read our take.