Tuesday, December 27th, 2011
By Ned
As many of you know, the Mayans have explained that we’ve got less than a year to live. Why not go out in style? A great barometer of your partying should be the following: even if the Mayan-theory goes the way of the Rapture (i.e. revealed to be total cockamamie horsesh*t)** your life should still be over in a year. To get a great headstart on the beginning of the end, you should take our advice and try to do at least three of the five things you’ll find after the jump!
Saturday, August 13th, 2011
By Ned
With the recent developments in the stock market, every one is rushing to save their dollars. Cutting costs or bargain hunting is something that we should all be trying to do. Having said that, there are definitely some items and services you should not cut back on. Doing so will likely ruin your life, not make it easier. Check out the list of seven things you should not be frugal with after the jump!
Friday, April 1st, 2011
By COED Staff
A new trailer for The Hangover: Part II, hit the interwebs today. The plot is pretty much the same but we still expect great things because the new setting is Bangkok. Whereas you might acquire herpes in Vegas (movie’s first locale), you’re definitely getting AIDS when you visit Bangkok. Vegas has the strip, Bangkok has patpong – their red-light district, which has venues that offer up “girls” to consumers. BEWARE! The area is notorious for its ladyboys, so we’re going to test your d*ck-detecting skills with this photo gallery of Bangkok “babes”. Dude or Chick? You decide.
Wednesday, February 9th, 2011
By Neal - Johns Hopkins
Today’s WTF news items feature a New York mom who thought she bought a kid-friendly cartoon and ended up scarring her kids for life with adult entertainment, a Columbia University study that revealed hoes use Facebook just as much as housewives, and a joint study spearheaded by Purdue University that says Minority Report inspired the technology behind robot nurses obeying commands through hand gestures. (*mimes beating off*) Read more wackiness after the jump!
Friday, August 27th, 2010
By COED Staff
These days, everyone is trying to save as much money as possible for fear of everything going to sh*t (again). And while we’re all for getting a good deal, there are some things you shouldn’t buy if you can only afford to go with the bottom of the barrel. Not that you should pay more for something when you could pay less, but that going with the cheapest option is worse than doing nothing at all.
Tuesday, November 10th, 2009
By Andrew - Hunter College
These days, everyone is trying to save as much money as possible for fear of everything going to sh*t (again). And while we’re all for getting a good deal, there are some things you shouldn’t buy if you can only afford to go with the bottom of the barrel. Not that you should pay more for something when you could pay less, but that going with the cheapest option is worse than doing nothing at all.
Friday, April 24th, 2009
By COED Staff
With Craigslist in the news this week for the capture of the alleged ‘Craigslist Killer,’ who attacked at least two escorts he contacted from the site and killed another, “masseuse” and model, Julissa Brisman, we thought it’d be a good idea to revisit the lovely and hilariously nasty ladies of Craigslist’s “Casual Encounters” section…
Thursday, January 22nd, 2009
By COED Staff
In Las Vegas, escorts are advertised EVERYWHERE – rolling billboards, cabbies handing bound photo books with pictures and phone numbers, newspaper machines filled with catalogs, dozens of illegal Mexicans handing out business cards on every street corner. And for about $250, you can get pretty much anything you want.
During a recent bachelor par… Click to read more
Monday, January 5th, 2009
By Chuck - Boston University
You may have noticed that a lot of people’s lives are getting ruined right now. And you know what? Odds are that at least a few of you will have your lives ruined in a somewhat similar fashion, maybe pretty soon. Sucks to say, but it’s true. With this being the case, we suggest getting a jump on things and ruining your life in a really awesome way before fate has a chance to come along and ruin it for you. Here are some suggested methods.
Saturday, November 1st, 2008
By J Bryant
(Caution: NSFW Language)
We ran across Ollie on tour in Louisville, Kentucky two years ago to the day. Invaluable lessons like these are not taught in school, so all you aspiring young pimps out there best listen up. Take for instance Ollie’s rule about shacking up in the Ponderosa with the King Pimp:
“If you get hungry, buy ya something, but the d… Click to read more
Thursday, January 31st, 2008
By COED Staff
Paris Hilton and Elisha Cuthbert’s Lesbian Make-Out [Egotastic]
How A Girls Apartment Proves She’s Single and Unlaid [College Candy]
Mary Kate Olsen haunts my dreams [Bastardly]
This is the reporter that asked Tom Brady to marry her [Losers with Socks]
Men’s Figure Skating Championship Ends in Tears [Barstool Sports]
Jay Crawford F… Click to read more
Tuesday, December 4th, 2007
By COED Staff
No. It’s not me. Let’s just get that out of the way right now. Sorry to disappoint you all.
I’ll admit that I have joked about being left with no choice but to sell my body when I was particularly stressed about my lack of funds in college. Keyword: joked.
But, what would it really be like to work your way through college, stress-free, as a callg… Click to read more
Friday, September 7th, 2007
By COED Staff
Pool Stunt Ends Painfully
These kids come up with the bright idea to stand on top of a stack of chairs lined up next to the pool then have a friend run straight at them. It does not go well.
Lottery Spending Spree
Two scratch off lottery winners spend all their winnings in 8 hours on hookers, booze and complete debauchery.
Best Shadow Puppets Ever!… Click to read more
Wednesday, September 5th, 2007
By Steve - Seton Hall
Have a habit of looking for late-night ho’s on Craigslist? Well avoid that s**t like the plague because they are cracking down hard. You don’t wanna get busted “To Catch a Predator” style do you?
So far stings in Illinois, Seattle and NYC have netted over 200 “dancers” and customers and there will surely be more to foll… Click to read more