These days, everyone is trying to save as much money as possible for fear of everything going to sh*t (again). And while we’re all for getting a good deal, there are some things you shouldn’t buy if you can only afford to go with the bottom of the barrel. Not that you should pay more for something when you could pay less, but that going with the cheapest option is worse than doing nothing at all. Here are 7 Things You Should Never Go Cheap On.  (more…)

With Craigslist in the news this week for the capture of the alleged ‘Craigslist Killer,’ who attacked at least two escorts he contacted from the site and killed another, “masseuse” and model, Julissa Brisman, we thought it’d be a good idea to revisit the lovely and hilariously nasty ladies of Craigslist’s “Casual Encounters” section. Here are our top 11 picks, bad grammar and all, for your viewing pleasure. Just remember, if you contact any of these women, I’d make sure you have access to penicillin beforehand – just a hunch. (more…)

In Las Vegas, escorts are advertised EVERYWHERE – rolling billboards, cabbies handing bound photo books with pictures and phone numbers, newspaper machines filled with catalogs, dozens of illegal Mexicans handing out business cards on every street corner. And for about $250, you can get pretty much anything you want.

During a recent bachelor party trip to Sin City, my friends and I decided call some escorts and see what the deal was. After calling around to a few promising looking ads, we soon realized that, unlike other cities where the escorts are completely different than the girls who are advertised, the escorts in Las Vegas are refundable – meaning if what you see when the girls show up doesn’t match your taste or what you requested you can send them packing without having to pay a dime.

Because of this fantastic hooker return policy, my friends and I came up with the best game in Vegas – Escort Idol. It’s just like American Idol, but instead of auditioning sucky singers who perform lame songs, you have hot hookers show you all their sexiest moves. And if you don’t like ‘em, just send them on their way.

Here’s a quick run-down of how to play: (more…)

If you pay attention to the news, you may have noticed that a lot of people’s lives are getting ruined right now. People are losing their jobs, their life savings, and in places like Palestine, their lives. And you know what? Odds are that at least a few of you will have your lives ruined in a somewhat similar fashion, maybe pretty soon. Sucks to say, but it’s true. With this being the case, we suggest getting a jump on things and ruining your life in a really awesome way before fate has a chance to come along and ruin it for you. Here are some suggested methods. (more…)

(Caution: NSFW Language)

We ran across Ollie on tour in Louisville, Kentucky two years ago to the day. Invaluable lessons like these are not taught in school, so all you aspiring young pimps out there best listen up. Take for instance Ollie’s rule about shacking up in the Ponderosa with the King Pimp:

“If you get hungry, buy ya something, but the d*ck is free… no what I’m saying? There’s nothing in my refridge. I can’t cook. I don’t have a f**king maid… but, the good news is that the d*ck is free.”

I for one have taken Ollie’s advice to the letter and I have to say, my home life has never been better.  Thanks Ollie.

Paris Hilton and Elisha Cuthbert’s Lesbian Make-Out [Egotastic]

How A Girls Apartment Proves She’s Single and Unlaid [College Candy]

Mary Kate Olsen haunts my dreams [Bastardly]

This is the reporter that asked Tom Brady to marry her [Losers with Socks]

Men’s Figure Skating Championship Ends in Tears [Barstool Sports]

Jay Crawford Football Trick Impresses Super Bowl Media [Busted Coverage]

Arizona police busy chasing Super Bowl hookers and pimps [East Valley Tribune]

Ashlee Simpson Topless Pictures [Grumpiest]

How one blogger came to root this week for the Giants [Rumors and Rants]

Doesn’t Matt Leinart have a child to take care of? [Access Hollywood]

Erin Andrews is ridiculous [on205th.com]

Corey Worthington got his ass beat on video [Dlisted]

Justin Timberlake’s Hilarious Amazon Commercial [Just Jared]

Katherine Heigl Is The Most Desirable [Hollywood Tuna]

No. It’s not me. Let’s just get that out of the way right now. Sorry to disappoint you all.

I’ll admit that I have joked about being left with no choice but to sell my body when I was particularly stressed about my lack of funds in college. Keyword: joked.

But, what would it really be like to work your way through college, stress-free, as a callgirl? And share it with the whole world?

One girl is has been doing just that through her blog, Confessions of a College Callgirl for some time now. And let me tell you, she does not hold anything back and shares every graphic detail.

It’s one of those blogs that is very juicy, yet at parts, very sad and disheartening, and for some reason, you just can’t stop reading. (more…)

Pool Stunt Ends Painfully
These kids come up with the bright idea to stand on top of a stack of chairs lined up next to the pool then have a friend run straight at them. It does not go well.

Lottery Spending Spree
Two scratch off lottery winners spend all their winnings in 8 hours on hookers, booze and complete debauchery.

Best Shadow Puppets Ever!

Have a habit of looking for late-night ho’s on Craigslist? Well avoid that s**t like the plague because they are cracking down hard. You don’t wanna get busted “To Catch a Predator” style do you?

So far stings in Illinois, Seattle and NYC have netted over 200 “dancers” and customers and there will surely be more to follow.

Here are some links to catch you up on the situation:

US police target web hookers on Craigslist

Prostitutes go digital with Craigslist

Prostitution targeted on Craigslist