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In Las Vegas, escorts are advertised EVERYWHERE – rolling billboards, cabbies handing bound photo books with pictures and phone numbers, newspaper machines filled with catalogs, dozens of illegal Mexicans handing out business cards on every street corner. And for about $250, you can get pretty much anything you want.

During a recent bachelor party trip to Sin City, my friends and I decided call some escorts and see what the deal was. After calling around to a few promising looking ads, we soon realized that, unlike other cities where the escorts are completely different than the girls who are advertised, the escorts in Las Vegas are refundable – meaning if what you see when the girls show up doesn’t match your taste or what you requested you can send them packing without having to pay a dime.

Because of this fantastic hooker return policy, my friends and I came up with the best game in Vegas – Escort Idol. It’s just like American Idol, but instead of auditioning sucky singers who perform lame songs, you have hot hookers show you all their sexiest moves. And if you don’t like ‘em, just send them on their way.

Here’s a quick run-down of how to play: (more…)

Eight months ago Governor Eliot Spitzer was busted for his involvement in a high end prostitution ring. But yesterday it was announced that federal prosecutors have dropped all criminal charges against the former governor for his involvement.

After the jump let’s hop in the time machine and revisit this scandal.

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Academy Award winning actress and Equire Magazine’s “World Sexiest Woman of 2007″ Charlize Theron will appear in GQ Magazine’s July 2008 issue. For someone who can so convincingly look like a homely Florida hooker, she sure can clean up!

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The New York Post has unleashed new pictures of Gov. Spitzer’s hooker ladyfriend, Ashley Dupre. Along with the new pictures was a pretty hilarious quote from the discussion board:

“She is 22 and young. Wait till she is 32. Her body will sag and look old for abusing her body at at young age. She is not a star, actress, model or singer. She is simply a Hooker! Get it! A Hooker! Don’t act like she is all that and more.”

Although correct about the hooker part I’d say there’s a good chance Ashley will be hot well into her 50’s. For definitive evidence, flip through the new Post pictures and take a look at her mom. She’s a MILF in every sense of the word!

Money, fame, a new record deal, eternal good looks – talk about f*cking your way to the top. Mama must be proud.

We all knew it was just a matter of time before the identity of Eliot Spitzer’s elite companion / prosititute came to surface. Tonight the DrudgeReport uncovered Kristen’s myspace page and believe it or not, her name is not Kristen at all (insert shocked gasp here). Her real name is Ashley Alexandra Dupré, a 22 year-old aspiring R&B singer and a master fellatio-ist.

The Wall Highschool grad from Belmar, NJ is a regular on the NYC hip-hop party scene. Reports say she is less concerned about her recent publicity than being able to make her rent this month, due to her recent unemployment. Not sure if she is hot enough for her Emperor’s Club Diamond rating, but only the former governor can speak to her performance. Good luck little Miss HipHop’s Anonymous – you will have your photoshoot in either Maxim, Playboy or Hustler (if you are as dirty as we think) and then POOF, your fifteen minutes will be up.

Live it up darlin’! The clock is ticking.

Check out Kristen’s candid gallery here

After 13 innings, the Colorado Rockies take the NL Wild Card from the San Diego Padres. (Yahoo)

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Britney Spears, fresh off losing custody of her kids, shows up at the Peninsula Hotel in Beverly Hills, spending her cash and flashing her ass. I can’t believe I’m starting to like – nay, love – K-Fed. (TMZ)

I can’t possibly expand on this: “Sex in Car: Hooker Mom Snorts Cocaine Off Baby’s Stomach While Breastfeeding.” (Breitbart)

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Although its not usually the topic in the locker room at the gym, we men all have had awful experiences sexually. It could range from something you’ve said in the heat of the moment to bangin’ a girl you find out is your cousin. Welp, its time to discuss some of these situations, get them out in the open, so we don’t have to feel weird about it any longer.

1. This first experience is likely the most common sexual blunder committed. Those of us who enjoy throwing back adult beverages on a larger scale, like to the point of blacking out, are more susceptible to waking up next to someone who won’t exactly be winning the Miss New Jersey pageant. Just last weekend my friends were busting my chops for hooking up with a girl who looked like the female Howard Stern with a perm . Although you are getting some play, its still a hit to the male ego if the girl you wake up next to doesn’t meet the standards of your friends.

Advice: This is bound to happen fellas, so here is a life motto you might want to adopt. Don’t have standards, this way you will never be disappointed.” That might not be the greatest advice, but it really helps your thought process on your walk home from the girl your friends will now refer to as “The George Washington look-a-like”. (more…)