Today’s WTF news items feature a very ballsy college student who wasn’t happy with his hooker, a Ukrainian crocodile who gets better reception than AT&T, and a Canadian college kid who probably doesn’t get laid a whole lot. Read more after the jump!

• Could Be The Best Team Ever

• Hooker Fight!

• Hot Babes In The Wild

• Sienna Miller Hits The Beach

• T-h-e…T-h-e…The!

• Tiger Woods’ 09 Xmas Card

• ShamWow! Guy Arrested for Beating a Hooker

• Yo Dawg, I Herd U Liek Goatse Cake

• Shawn Johnson: Hayden Panettiere’s Lost Cousin?

• April Fool’s Day Montage

• Mr. Rogers Is Terrifying

• Marisa Miller On a Hog

In Las Vegas, escorts are advertised EVERYWHERE – rolling billboards, cabbies handing bound photo books with pictures and phone numbers, newspaper machines filled with catalogs, dozens of illegal Mexicans handing out business cards on every street corner. And for about $250, you can get pretty much anything you want.
During a recent bachelor par… Click to read more

Eight months ago Governor Eliot Spitzer was busted for his involvement in a high end prostitution ring. But yesterday it was announced that federal prosecutors have dropped all criminal charges against the former governor for his involvement.
After the jump let’s hop in the time machine and revisit this scandal.… Click to read more

Academy Award winning actress and Equire Magazine’s “World Sexiest Woman of 2007″ Charlize Theron will appear in GQ Magazine’s July 2008 issue. For someone who can so convincingly look like a homely Florida hooker, she sure can clean up!
Visit Bastardly For Charlize Theron’s July 2008 GQ Magazine Photos… Click to read more

The New York Post has unleashed new pictures of Gov. Spitzer’s hooker ladyfriend, Ashley Dupre. Along with the new pictures was a pretty hilarious quote from the discussion board:
“She is 22 and young. Wait till she is 32. Her body will sag and look old for abusing her body at at young age. She is not a star, actress, model or singer. She is simply a Ho… Click to read more

We all knew it was just a matter of time before the identity of Eliot Spitzer’s elite companion / prosititute came to surface. Tonight the DrudgeReport uncovered Kristen’s myspace page and believe it or not, her name is not Kristen at all (insert shocked gasp here). Her real name is Ashley Alexandra Dupré, a 22 year-old aspiring R&B singer a… Click to read more

After 13 innings, the Colorado Rockies take the NL Wild Card from the San Diego Padres. (Yahoo)
Schools the world over ban hugs between students. See? I was right in 7th grade – hugs do get you pregnant! (My Way)
Britney Spears, fresh off losing custody of her kids, shows up at the Peninsula Hotel in Beverly Hills, spending her cash and flashing her ass. I c… Click to read more

Although its not usually the topic in the locker room at the gym, we men all have had awful experiences sexually. It could range from something you’ve said in the heat of the moment to bangin’ a girl you find out is your cousin. Welp, its time to discuss some of these situations, get them out in the open, so we don’t have to feel weird about it any… Click to read more