Text messages and Facebook have made it harder than ever to be a two-timer (obligatory Tiger reference). While we may not condone cheating at COED, we also don’t condone COED readers doing anything half-ass. So if you’re going to dabble in the forbidden fruits of infidelity, then at least do it right.

Why learn about the anatomy of a girl if you can’t even get near it. You need the Anatomy of the Bar Scene. Because there are only so many nights you can waste on a lame party.

The economy has dudes cutting back on nights out, splitting tabs, staying local, and asking girls on “walking” dates.   But do you have to look like chumps?
Heavy-hitting New York nightlife promoter and model/celebrity wrangler (read: he brings the party) David Jaffee talks how to get more bang for your buck if you got game.  He’s worked with top spots from T… Click to read more

Surprisingly, stoned sex is one of the things on many girls’4/20 to-“do” lists that they just haven’t gotten around to. Before you jump right in this Monday, however, I thought I would do a little research and analysis for ya. Here’s what I would imagine, and what I have learned, could go wrong during some blazed boo-tay.

With Craigslist in the news this week for the capture of the alleged ‘Craigslist Killer,’ who attacked at least two escorts he contacted from the site and killed another, “masseuse” and model, Julissa Brisman, we thought it’d be a good idea to revisit the lovely and hilariously nasty ladies of Craigslist’s “Casual Encounters” section…

It’s happened to every college guy. You’re out drinking, you meet a nice girl, things are going great, and you decide to head back to her place because she “has Nintendo Wii and wants to beat you in bowling.”
On the way to her apartment you’re thinking that maybe tonight is the night to try that new move you saw on FHM’s Kam… Click to read more

Open relationships are not just a thing of the past, something your parents tried out on the weekends back in the 70’s before STDs existed. They are alive and well today. And I’m here to explain some of the pros and cons of such a relationship for those of you who may be interested in giving it a try, or who want your friend to give it a try so you can get with his girlfri… Click to read more

So you booked a $225 plane ticket to Europe with ZoomAir, obtained your passport, read our guide on how to avoid health problems abroad and now there is one thing left to do–get wasted, see some culture, get wasted, hook up with a broad abroad (23% of women in Europe deliberately binge on alcohol and drugs to improve their sex lives), get wasted and do it on… Click to read more

Ladies, gentlemen: I am a slut.
No two ways around it: I like sex. I like sex with lots of different people. I like sex in lots of different ways. I like talking about sex. I like writing about sex. So I go out, and I hook up, and I do not always stick around to cuddle. This doesn’t mean that I’m all messed up inside, or that I need men’s approval (if y… Click to read more

Wii Fit Just Gets Better and Better
WARNING: Do Not Hook-up With This Girl!
Old Guy Pimpin’ Petra Nemcova
Kristin Cavallari
Is This Dwarf Muay Thai Boxing Fight Fixed? [video]
Adriana Lima’s Hard Nipples Go On a Walk [NSFW]
Guy Takes Golf Drive To The Stomach At Point Blank Range…. idiot!
Cat Fight: Jessica Simpson and Carrie Underwood Throwdow… Click to read more

Getting “Sexiled” By Your Roommate
One day during her freshman year, Yesenia Arellano walked into her dorm room to find her roommate with a guy, just about to have sex.
“He was lying on the bed and she was doing something with her shirt, taking it off or something. I told her, ‘Let me know when you’re done,’ and left,” said Arellano, a second-year bi… Click to read more

I have used you to find an off campus apartment, multiple summer jobs, a free chair, babysitting clients, and even acting gigs. You’re my portal to the world. A best friend who has the answer to everything. Even sexual frustration.
The Casual Encounters section on Craigslist is exactly what it seems like it would be; a place for horny people to post messages ex… Click to read more

WOW!  Five new friend requests!  Oo la la, Candi from Tuscon is smokin’ hot.  Where is Tucson again?  I think it’s one of the boroughs of New York or something.  Sweet, that means she’s only like two hours away.  So worth it.  She’s obviously into me, it musta been my killer profile pic.  Girls are attracted to artsy guys I guess.  Act… Click to read more