Strippers often behave like turbo-charged hot babes; they’re paid to look that good, and be smart about getting guys like you to pay their rent. Wandering into the Spearmint Rhino on a Friday night is a guaranteed way to get played. Having said that, there is one simple trick to standing out from every other guy out there. Read what that is after the jump!

Sorry, but that random person drooling on your pillow with their naked ass hanging over the side of your bed needs to be fed. Hey, if you didn’t want to feed them, you should have kicked them out last night when you finished. Whether you actually like the person and want to impress them, or the sex was so bad you need some comfort food to forget it, check out our list of some easy, delicious breakfast recipes after the jump.

He Said/She Said is a new series designed to help dudes understand what chicks are thinking. Every week we’ll be throwing out a topic for debate…you can read the guy’s side here and the girl’s side at CollegeCandy.com. This week’s topic: awful, terrible, despicable things chicks do to dudes during sex that they need to stop ASAP. Find out what they are after the jump!

He Said/She Said is a new series designed to help dudes understand what chicks are thinking. Every week we’ll be throwing out a topic for debate…you can read the guy’s side here and the girl’s side at CollegeCandy.com. This week’s topic: hooking up with a roommate, suitemate, or neighbor. See what we have to say after the jump!

Cheating. It’s naughty. It’9s risky. It’s just plain wrong … right? 2010 saw its fair share of cheaters exposed: Tony Parker, Brett Favre, Jesse James, The Tiger Woods Aftermath, John Edwards. The list is extremely extensive and, quite frankly, depressing! It’s no wonder people are more hesitant than ever to dive into a relationship. What’s the point if one of you will grow tired of the other and stray? Divorce rates have stabilized but that’s only because it’s so damn expensive to split. But what really qualifies as cheating? A thought? A feeling? A kiss? It’s important to lay out guidelines with your partner as to what constitutes cheating. Of course, that talk in and of itself might set off alarms, so tread carefully. However, when you’re first dating, and you haven’t had the relationship talk yet, then anything is fair game. In an effort to help you with that talk you’ll eventually have, we took a look at the most common instances:

It’s happened to every college guy. You’re out drinking, you meet a nice girl, things are going great, and you decide to head back to her place because she “has Nintendo Wii and wants to beat you in bowling.” On the way to her apartment you’re thinking that maybe tonight is the night to try that new move you saw on FHM’s Kama Sutra, until you walk in the front door and find yourself staring into the eyes of the anti-Christ herself: the cock-blocking roommate.

As men, we rarely know what women are thinking, at all. And when it comes to sex we are even more in the dark. Of course, it doesn’t help that the female mind is constantly calculating, trying to figure out the “right” thing to say, no matter what it does for your relationship. So to take the bag off your head, here are five things your girlfriend might say that should throw up some serious red flags.

Dates aren’t the easiest things in the world for guys. Girls are extremely complicated and, often times, throw mixed signals. How can you tell if she wants to hook up with you at the end of the date (or more realistically sloppy bar night)? To be honest, there’s no definitive way to tell. But, here are five cues that could potentially help you from getting embarrassingly denied.

Admit it, perv: from the age of 13 and on, you’ve banged just about everywhere you can think of, from a backyard to a boiler room on the SS Titanic. Not all sex hideaways are created equal, and some supposedly hot spots are actually pretty inconvenient and illogical. Here are five places you don’t actually want to knock boots in.

It’s Friday, wouldn’t it be nice to pick up a nice girl at the bar tonight? Of course! (If you said no please exit COED immediately.) Unless your name is Derek Jeter meeting a new woman can be a daunting task. Most guys have NO CLUE how to do it, so they crash and burn, again and again.

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Text messages and Facebook have made it harder than ever to be a two-timer (obligatory Tiger reference). While we may not condone cheating at COED, we also don’t condone COED readers doing anything half-ass. So if you’re going to dabble in the forbidden fruits of infidelity, then at least do it right.

Why learn about the anatomy of a girl if you can’t even get near it. You need the Anatomy of the Bar Scene. Because there are only so many nights you can waste on a lame party.

The economy has dudes cutting back on nights out, splitting tabs, staying local, and asking girls on “walking” dates.   But do you have to look like chumps?
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