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350 baboons run rampant in South Africa’s neighborhoods, going into the fridge without permission, stealing food and taking dumps all over the place. It’s like the worst roommate ever times 350. (BreitbartTV)

Boy gets bullied at school. Boy’s mother and big sister get news of the bullying. Mother and big sister team up and bully the bullier right back on the school bus, embarrassing him with bitch-slaps, ’cause nothing is less embarrassing than your mother and sister fighting on your behalf. (ABC News)

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