Professional baseball players somehow manage to carry some of the most fragile, inflated egos in the sports world. Steroid users not only hold some of baseball’s most prestigious and famous records, but they have the nerve to lie about it afterward, as if not wanting to get caught by Mom with their hand in the cookie jar. Swelling heads, shrinking junk, home runs, and RBIs all come together in this testosterone filled mess of a situation.

As a new baseball season is upon us, its time to make your bets on the next MLB Player to get caught with his hand in the needle jar. Here are 5 safe bets that can have you cleaning out your friends’ piggy banks.

Catching a home run at a baseball game is pretty freakin’ awesome. But it’s something else entirely to catch Los Angeles Angels outfielder, Torii Hunter’s home run (in this case, at batting practice) while holding a video camera, capturing the whole thing on tape. But when you do, it’s your duty to put it on the Internet, and this guy follows through.

Tonight against the Florida Marlins, Ken Griffey Jr. has joined a class more elite then the mile high club. Only 5 other players have ever reached the exclusive 600 home run mark and 2 of them (Bonds and Sosa) cheated to get there.
Now that Griffey has reached the historic mark of 600 home runs let’s dip into the COED archives and take a look at some of the gam… Click to read more

Every sports fan has an opinion on whether of not Barry Bonds is a cheater.
Watch ESPN’s media blitz for 10 minutes and you will know what I’m talking about. Bonds just broke the most coveted records in all of sports and the media can’t seem to redirect their news fiending boner away from the fact that the guy potentially cheated.
Are America… Click to read more

SAN DIEGO — At 7:29 p.m. local time Saturday, in the top of the second inning, Barry Bonds hit career home run No. 755 off Padres pitcher Clay Hensley. It was the first home run he had ever hit off Hensley, who became the 445th different major league pitcher to surrender a home run to Bonds.
It came on a 2-1 pitch, a 91-mph fastball. The swing was clean and true… Click to read more