Everyone knows that local commercials can be awesomely awful – but this one is simply awesome. I’m not going to give away the ending, but I will tell you that it involves a hot chick, a horror movie motif and armed robbery. And it just gets better from there.

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OMG, this should be illegal [Photos]
I think you have a perfectly shaped side bewb.
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This sexiness feels naughty…