As an iPhone user, it can sometimes seem like every other person on Earth also has an iPhone. But it turns out that one very important demographic has shunned the nifty touch screen device: hot chicks. To document this strange phenomena, our friends over at Ziggytek.com have compiled the 12 hottest “Hollywood” stunners who’ve turned their backs on Apple for the Blackberry.

Check out all the Blackberry hotties, here!

Now that movie studios have seen success in The Dark Knight, 300, Sin City and most recently, Alan Moore’s Watchmen, they will almost certainly be clamoring at the door for even more graphic novels to adapt into feature films.

Just like X-Men was followed by utter sh!tstorms like Elektra and Daredevil–even Tim Burton’s brilliant take on the Batman franchise begot Joel Schumacher’s double-trouble nipple-fest, Batman Forever and Batman and Robin–studios will see the revenues collected in the last few years by graphic novel-inspired flicks and rush them to production to collect on the trend.

The first books to go down in flames will be those with established followings and awards under their belts, because they’re the best bet at turning a profit. So before Fox Searchlight goes stamping their name on some self-indulgent reels of celluloid at the expense of timeless art, there are a few names in the comic biz you should know, before everything they’ve touched their pen to becomes a merchandising exercise. (more…)

Over the past few years, it’s become glaringly apparent that Hollywood is suffering from a crippling idea shortage. We’ve seen a fourth Indiana Jones, a third Underworld, a third Mummy, a fourth Scary Movie, a fifth Saw… it’s pretty pathetic. Of course, the endless sequel thing isn’t completely abnormal. Jaws, Friday the 13th and Nightmare on Elm Street all saw countless followups through the ’80s and ’90s. However, what is a new and very annoying trend in Hollywood is the needless remaking of movies and TV shows. (more…)

While Facebook has morphed into a leaner, cleaner friend network as of late, MySpace has become over-saturated with no-talent bands looking for record deals and local girls looking for fame, following in the stilettoed footsteps of Tila Tequila. To find the most attractive and worthwhile profiles is a daunting task; it’s far too easy to get lost in ‘Space.

But all hope is not lost, fellow MySpace addicts/stalkers.

After sifting through countless amounts of slow-loading pages and fake webcam profiles COED presents “The Tramps of MySpace.”

Dip into the COED Vault and check out, COED presents “The Tramps of MySpace.”

Finally! Mega-hottie Megan Fox, who’s only 22-years-old, has called off her engagement with Brian Austin Green, 34, saying she’s too young to settle down.

From HollywoodRag.com:

A source close to the ‘Transformers’ star said: “Megan still cares about
Brian, but she now realizes she’s too young to marry him.”

She reportedly notified her friends and business associates of the news last
week. (more…)

If the following guys lived anywhere but Hollywood, and did anything but entertain, these assclowns would be picking from the bottom of the babe food chain. But as it is, they are getting more undeserved booty than a fleet of pirates, shacking-up with some of Hollywood’s elite hotties. We’re not saying they’re bad people. All we’re saying is the women are getting ripped off.

Check out the 7 Top Ass-Getting Hollywood Assclowns after the jump! (more…)

New Allison Stokke Pictures [Busted Coverage]

Britney’s Getting Her Body Back [Bastardly]

Hayden Panettiere @ Larry King Live! [Just Jared]

Jennifer Walcott Picture Moment [Hollywood Tuna]

Hottest Princess in the World [Bitten and Bound]

Guess that A*s? [Barstool Sports]

Paris‘ Shaman Is A Sham [DListed]

Best Sidekicks, From Spock to Waylon Smithers [Wired]

Mike Huckabee duped by Fake Rolling Stone [NY Post]

Although celebrities who go commando are still all the rage in Hollywood, we here in the real world like something that triggers our imagination…like a Hollywood babe going commando.

Ok, bad example – but I still believe that sexy underwear trumps “in the buff” eight times out of ten, if only for accentuating the assets on display. When held in flattering fabric, the a** and vajayjay take on a new personality, filled to the gills with magic and wonder! And they look hot.

But how about these newfangled no-string G-strings, fellas? Even I, a** enthusiast extraordinaire, am taken aback by this new form of undergarment. (more…)

Nicole Scherzinger Bikini Pictures From Men’s Fitness [Hollywood Tuna]

Indiana University: Censorship that’s all for you! [The Meaningful Collateral]

The 22 Worst Dunks - Ever* [on205th.com]

Tenn. punter gets 5-game suspension for DUI arrest [Some TV Station]

Young, Fabulous, and Broke: How to Survive Without Much Green [College Candy]

Eva Longoria Bares Her Bikini Bod [Just Jared]

Bastardly Lady of the Day – Week In Review! [Bastardly]

Wahoo! It looks like we can finally get back to regular programming.

A deal has been struck between the major media companies and the Writers Guild of America to end the writers’ strike, former Walt Disney chief executive Michael Eisner revealed on CNBC.

“It’s over,” Eisner said. “They made the deal, they shook hands on the deal. It’s going on Saturday to the writers in general.”

Eisner, speaking live on CNBC’s “Fast Money,” seemed to hesitate initially about whether it was possible that the writers could still reject the agreement, but finally suggested the deal’s acceptance was inevitable.

“A deal has been made, and they’ll be back to work very soon,” Eisner said, adding, “I know a deal’s been made. I know it’s over.”