Just because you’re a lot bigger (and probably fatter) than you were as a kid, that doesn’t mean you shouldn’t still be able to play with toys. And with the way technology’s going these days, you’re not going to believe the stuff kids these day have. From real night vision goggles to giant RC dinosaurs, these are five of the hot items this holiday season that you will probably just want to keep for yourself.

1. EyeClops Night Vision Goggles

Think night vision is just for spies, special ops and dress wearing serial killers? Think again. Now, with the EyeClops night vision goggles ($80), even your punkass nephew can turn into a Navy SEAL. Just pop in four AA batteries, flip the ‘on’ switch and the EyeClops night vision goggles allow you to see clearly in pitch black up to 50-feet in front of you using the same infrared technology used in professional-grade night vision goggles. We’re not saying these goggles won’t make you look like a cyborg creeper, but that doesn’t mean they don’t kick all ass.

2. Hasbro Nerf N-Strike Vulcan EBF-25 Blaster

Any toy that resembles heavy artillery is good in our book. And this battery powered dart cannon is so badass, it could probably scare Osama bin Laden enough to surrender, if you got him in range. Armed with an aiming tripod and a 25 dart ammuition belt, the Nerf N-Strike Vulcan EBF-25 Blaster ($45) can switch between single shot and fully-automatic mode, allowing you shoot your enemies (i.e. your girlfriend’s cat) with up to three darts per-second. Beat that, Mr. Snuggles!

3. Air Hogs Havoc Battle Laser Helicopters

Remote control helicopters have come a long way in the past few years, turning an expensive niche hobby into some of the most fun you can have indoors. Made of not much more than Styrofoam and plastic, the Air Hogs Havoc Laser helicopters battle pack ($63), which comes with two helicopters and remote controls, are not only 100-times more durable than the more expensive RC copters at your local hobby shop, they come armed with freakin’ lasers, giving you the ability to take down your friends in an all-out aerial war. Not only that, but you don’t have to become a complete RC dweeb just to get the dang things off the ground.

4. The Hammacher Snowball Launcher

Winter’s just around the corner (or already here), and that means it’s time to amp-up your snowball fighting skills. But this year, you’re going to need more than just warmer gloves. Enter the Hammacher Snowball Launcher ($30), the coolest backyard weapon this side of a potato gun.

Just pack snow into the loading chamber, close the top and presto – three perfectly formed snowballs ready to fire. Next, place a snowball into the barrel, pull back the elastic launcher and let the puppy fly (up to 80-feet). The neighbor kids are going to have another thing coming this snow season.

5. Spike the Ultra Dinosaur

While this one might look a little too childish and goofy to be fun past age four, this bitchin’ remote control dinosaur is like having a pet that will never take a dump on your floor or eat your couch. Measuring 27-inches tall, Spike the Ultra Dinosaur ($140) can stand on his hind legs and make a ton of aweseom noises like snorts and roars. And the remote control is picture coded to tell you exactly what Spike does, so you can have tons of fun with this mischevious monster even when you’re wasted! (Note: This product is best used while really, really high.)

Christmas is almost here, and that means there’s been days and days for Websites to put together some of the sexiest Christmas content of all time. But instead of making you spend precious present-buying hours searching around the Internet for all the hottest holiday cheer, we thought we’d make things simple and just put them together all in one place. So now that we’ve been nice, Santa, we’d like that hoverboard now.

WWE Divas’ Sexy Christmas Pictures

The wicked and wonderful WWE Divas have put together yet another festive photo shoot with some sexy Christmas get-ups, and Hollywoodtuna.com has the goods. From a hot-ass elf to…uh…an almost naked snow leprechaun(?), these hard-hitting hotties will have you wishing for more.

Sexy Celebrity Santas!

What’s red, white and smokin’ hot all over? Sexy Celebrity Santas, of course! Turns our CityRag was inspired by our Sexy Ho Ho Hos gallery enough to put together a hot holiday post of their own. And we have to say, it was a good idea. But then again, anything that involves Adriana Lima in some skimpy red underwear is always a good idea.

Drunk XXXmas Party Girls

‘Tis the season of giving…and, apparently, getting drunk and half-naked! I mean, if you think about it, all the pressure to get the right gifts, not blow all your cash and deal with your annoying parents can make a person a little uptight. And nothing cures uptight like downing a bottle of spiced rum and stripping down to your pink skivvies with all your super-sexy friends. At least according to these festive hotties. And something tells us we should trust them…

The 20 Hottest Photos of Cheerleaders and Dancers Wearing Santa Outfits

We here at COED love cheerleaders. And it seems as though cheerleaders love to dress up in sexy Santa outfits and dance around. And you know what happens after they do that? Manofest.com puts together a kick ass list of all the sexiest cheerleader Santa moments on the Web. Duh.

Happy Hottie Holidays from Olivia Munn

G4 Attack of the Show host/Nerd Queen Oliva Munn just dropped an erotic bomb on the Internet, posting seven ridiculously sexy bikini “holiday cards” to her blog HeyOlivia.com. Those of you with a bikini girl wearing reindeer antlers fetish will thoroughly enjoy!

Sexy Santa Ho Ho Hos

Sometimes you’ve got to set aside the gift-buying and decorating for a minute to enjoy the finer, simpler things in life – like hot chicks dressed in sexy Santa costumes. Really, there’s not that much more to it than that. So grab a tall glass of eggnog, sit back and enjoy Sexy Santa Ho Ho Hos!

Victorias Secret Fashion Show 2005

Victoria’s Secret fashion shows are by far the sexiest runway experience anywhere. So when they put together a Christmas-themed fashion show in 2005, it was no surprise that it rocked the holidays harder than Uncle Nick passing out at the top of the stairs. Don’t worry, he’ll be fine. Mr Snuggles, on the other hand, will be missed…

Santa Baby: The Pole Dances

There’s just something about the holiday season that makes women want to be naughty as hell. And luckily for us, that usually comes out in the form of dressing like a slutty elf and video taping a stripper pole show to put on YouTube. Which makes us wonder if maybe we should just have the holiday season all year long. We think yes!

SI’s Dallas Cowboy Cheerleaders

If you like Manofest’s list of Santa cheerleaders, you’re going to love Sports Illustrated’s Dallas Cowboy Holiday Cheerleaders. These ladies are truly extraordinary. I mean, who else do you know of that purposefully stands in front of tens of thousands of people, wearing nothing but a furry red cut-off top, booty shorts and cowboy boots? I mean really, name one…

The 10 Hottest Actresses in Holiday Movies

Holiday movies are usually pretty lame, like South Jersey- lame, but that doesn’t mean they’re not filled with super-sexy chicks ready to spread the Christmas cheer. Luckily for you, The World of Issac has narrowed it down to “The 10 Hottest” – and that means it’s all good…

Just because you’re a lot bigger (and probably fatter) than you were as a kid, that doesn’t mean you shouldn’t still be able to play with toys. And with the way technology’s going these days, you’re not going to believe the stuff kids these day have. From real night vision goggles to giant RC dinosaurs, these are five of the hot items this holiday season that you will probably just want to keep for yourself. (more…)

In the light of this July 4th, let’s remember, for a moment, why we celebrate this holiday–a day born of rebellion against an unjust system of Government, enacted by a people willing to stand up for what they believed.

As we stand today, engulfed by these tumultuous times, it seems prudent to go back to the wisdom of our beginning–our Declaration of Independence. Think about these words carefully, for they stand the test of time–as relevant today as they were in 1776.

When in the Course of human events it becomes necessary for one people to dissolve the political bands which have connected them with another and to assume among the powers of the earth, the separate and equal station to which the Laws of Nature and of Nature’s God entitle them, a decent respect to the opinions of mankind requires that they should declare the causes which impel them to the separation. (more…)

Whether it’s decorating a tree, tabletop or doorway this holiday season, nothing spreads holiday cheer better than odd ornaments that make people feel uncomfortable. Deck the halls with…tampon snowflakes? Star Wars menorahs? At least they’re festive, I guess.

Check out the odd ornaments gallery after the jump. (more…)

Is Halloween a time to dress up goofy and scary or scandalous and slutty? COED breaks down the male species on this most unpredictable of holidays.

Click on an outfit to see what each Halloween costume reveals about your inner self.

I don’t think there is a purpose to this site but maybe that is the best part!

Simplistic genius and confusingly hilarious!

See for yourself: http://www.isitchristmas.com/