While cotton might be the very fabric of our lives, I’ll bet that you didn’t know why today is White Shirt Day. On February 11th in 1937, union workers at a General Motors plant symbolized that they were participating in a massive strike by wearing (you guessed it) white shirts. Since there were no women working at the plants at the time, it’… Click to read more

Even though today is a Saturday, January 28th has been (and always will be) Fun At Work Day. While I’m not going to suggest going into the office just so that you can party there, you might want to take some notes on how to avoid bashing your monitor into the scanner just because the printer’s jammed. If you don’t know the video I’m talki… Click to read more

This weekend, thousands and thousands of people will be celebrating the Holidays for Santacon. While more than a few of the Santa’s are likely going to pee themselves and not successfully finish the bar crawl, the real FAILs have already been recorded and compiled for your viewing ease. Whether that’s a drunk uncle intentionally trying to drunk-ruin Christmas, someone hitting his nuts so hard they turn red like Rudolph’s nose, or a Christmas porn video getting more than a little physical, you should check out the video after the jump!

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The parades are scheduled, everyone’s decked out in green, and from coast to coast we’re all preparing to celebrate the annual Irish holiday, St. Patrick’s Day. As hoards of people flock out to their annual events, the beer begins to flow earlier than usual, with some bars starting to serve at hours usually reserved for a warm cup of coffee or a brisk morning jog. As you stare bleary eyed at the liquor store shelves, keep your eyes peeled for one of these ideal morning brews which will awaken your taste buds and get the morning started right.

Have you ever found yourself so bored with the shameless repetition of holiday specials that you crave some violence? By about the billionth time you’ve seen A Christmas Story, you really do want Ralphy to shoot his eyeball out with that bee-bee gun, complete with blood and gore. The holiday season can leave us all quite a bit jaded with the overload of cheer and glee to the point of being toxic. For that kind of depression, nothing brightens up one’s day more than a horror movie to turn this festive time of year on its candy-coated ass. Here is a list of some much needed counter-programming.

Though the “holiday season” ranks lower than St. Patty’s Day and Cinco de Mayo in terms of top drinking holidays, we at COED tend to think it’s the longest lasting drinking holiday. While others get 24 hours to flex their beer muscles, Christmas, Hanukkah, Kwanzaa, and Festivus collectively occupy a month’s worth of partying. After that first week, you’ll get tired of the same old sh*t. So, why not snatch up some of these delectable holiday brews?

Cinco de Mayo is becoming the Mexican version of St. Patrick’s Day. On the 5th of May, party lovers everywhere pretend they understand Spanish, sport a sombrero, do too many rounds of tequila shots, and pass out in the sun holding a burrito in one hand and a Corona in the other. But does anyone have any idea what they’re actually celebrating?

You’re done with classes, you can sleep in till noon without repercussion and chances are you’re going to end up at the bar downtown, one of these nights – if you haven’t just camped out there already. That means running into pretty much every person you went to high school with who you haven’t talked to since graduation day.

Christmas is almost here, and that means there’s been days and days for Websites to put together some of the sexiest Christmas content of all time. But instead of making you spend precious present-buying hours searching around the Internet for all the hottest holiday cheer, we thought we’d make things simple and just put them together all in on… Click to read more

Just because you’re a lot bigger (and probably fatter) than you were as a kid, that doesn’t mean you shouldn’t still be able to play with toys. And with the way technology’s going these days, you’re not going to believe the stuff kids these day have. From real night vision goggles to giant RC dinosaurs, these are five of the hot items this holiday season that you will probably just want to keep for yourself.

Christmas is almost here, and that means there’s been days and days for Websites to put together some of the sexiest Christmas content of all time. But instead of making you spend precious present-buying hours searching around the Internet for all the hottest holiday cheer, we thought we’d make things simple and just put them together all in on… Click to read more

Just because you’re a lot bigger (and probably fatter) than you were as a kid, that doesn’t mean you shouldn’t still be able to play with toys. And with the way technology’s going these days, you’re not going to believe the stuff kids these day have. From real night vision goggles to giant RC dinosaurs, these are five of the hot… Click to read more

In the light of this July 4th, let’s remember, for a moment, why we celebrate this holiday–a day born of rebellion against an unjust system of Government, enacted by a people willing to stand up for what they believed.
As we stand today, engulfed by these tumultuous times, it seems prudent to go back to the wisdom of our beginning–our Decla… Click to read more

Whether it’s decorating a tree, tabletop or doorway this holiday season, nothing spreads holiday cheer better than odd ornaments that make people feel uncomfortable. Deck the halls with…tampon snowflakes? Star Wars menorahs? At least they’re festive, I guess.
Check out the odd ornaments gallery after the jump.… Click to read more