This guy thinks it’s not the worst idea in the world to intentionally take a hit from a speeding van. I don’t care if he falls into a bunch of empty cardboard boxes, this guy should be dead. On principle. As in, we don’t need people like this living any more. Driver, next time go a little faster. Check out the idiot after the jump!

If you’ve ever watched a baseball game on TV or visited 30 stadiums in 30 days, chances are you’ve seen him. The batter with the bizarro batting stance, where it looks like he’s trying to get back to the locker room to drop a deuce. Perhaps he’s wanting to coerce the pitcher into a brawl or is so anxious for his next “hit” that he can’t stand still.

In general, the world is a horribly hard, unfair place. The rich get richer, the poor get poorer, and everybody’s pretty much pissed off all the time. But every so often, the stars align perfectly, and that douchebag who parked his Porsche illegally in the bust lane gets rammed. God, that must have felt good…

Correct me if I’m wrong, but aren’t people supposed to learn to look before crossing a street – especially when you’re in F’ing Turkey, where, based on this video, the traffic rules make about as much sense as Gary Busey?Apparently not, because this dude gets slammed so hard, his godd*mn shoes fly off.

In this charming video, a group of transvestites in Brazil have decided to protest for greater rights by holding signs, dancing and playing in the middle of traffic. Needless to say, when a truck driver doesn’t notice the party, somebody pays the price.

In England, they monitor everything. You’re practically lucky to take a crap without people catching a glimpse on CCTV. But sometimes, having ubiquitous surveillance allows for some pretty incredible things to be caught on tape – like this guy who damn-near goes and gets himself hit by a g*ddamn train!

If you think American football is the most badass, then you haven’t seen the Australian version. I don’t know what any of the rules are, but apparently body-checking a dude so hard it makes him look like a rag doll is totally legal. … Click to read more

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