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All of this Halloween talk and fall weather had me reaching for one beer last night: Red Stripe. A summer-styled lager in the near-winter month of October? Why not?

Red Stripe Jamaican beer is known for its spiced flavor and smooth finish. This lager has a large stable of enthusiasts due to its unique taste and stubby bottle. The famous Red Stripe “bitterness” is caused by its crisp, almost-acidic blend of roasted corn and (vegetable?) hops. No matter what the weather it’s refreshing.

While pricy compared to budget-beers Red Stripe is still reasonably affordable for those wanting some variety in their brew-drinking habits. Warning: hipsters have taken a liking to Red Stripe, so you may be labeled unfairly as one when sipping.

Ways to avoid being labeled a hipster whilst drinking a Red Stripe Jamaican Lager:

Get into a brawl with a Hell’s Angel (not recommended)

Never, ever utter the phrase “post-modern” or worse, “Po-Mo”

Don’t act like a self-righteous, judgmental, know-it-all hipster (see what I did there?) (more…)

Face it: you suck at buying or preparing a quality costume for Halloween. It happens.

To make matters worse you are the third-wheel to an “adorable couple” who are 100% in tandem with their costumes, making you even lamer by comparison.

In the event you want to ditch the couples on Halloween night you still have your friends to worry about. The vast majority of them are too douchy to even attempt wearing a costume for fear it will make them look lame in front of scantily-clad chicks – which of course they already do.

What to do?

You gotta be crafty.

You gotta look your best for the ladies on the most scandalous of nights.

You gotta use your limited imagination, son – or follow these tips for last-minute costume ideas. (more…)