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10 Reasons White People Shouldn’t Dance at Music Festivals [Videos]

10 Reasons White People Shouldn’t Dance at Music Festivals [Videos]

After seeing the video of the drunk guy at Coachella last weekend, we became acutely aware of a sad fact: white people should not dance at festivals. Period. Maybe it’s the drugs, maybe it’s just the whiteness, but there’s just something sad about seeing people make fools of themselves in public. Just take a gander at these 10 flailing festival-a**clowns, and you’ll see exactly what we’re talking about.

10 Reasons White People Shouldn’t Dance at Music Festivals [Videos]

10 Reasons White People Shouldn’t Dance at Music Festivals [Videos]

After attending the Lollapalooza festival in Chicago this weekend, we became acutely aware of a sad fact: white people should not dance at festivals. Period. Maybe it’s the drugs, maybe it’s just the whiteness, but there’s just something sad about seeing people make fools of themselves in public. Just take a gander at these 10 flailing festival-a**clowns, and you’ll see exactly what we’re talking about.

Why Hippies Suck

Why Hippies Suck

Hippies Wail for Dead Trees – Watch more free videos
Look, Mother Nature is pissed. She’s wucking hurricanes at us left and right, she’s trying to drown us, and there’s not much we can do about it but try to make our lives and the life of the earth less at odds. But despite all that, we have people who don’t give a flying f**k about i… Click to read more

Hot Chicks and Guidos: How Does This Happen?!

Hot Chicks and Guidos: How Does This Happen?!

People I hate: Guitar-toting hippies, dumb jocks, hipsters, creepy old guys, private-school “wear a suit to business class” guys and worst enemy numero uno – Guidos.
It’s well known by now that Guidos are some of the most douchey people you can find on a college campus. The sad fact is that most of them can pull some seriously hot tai… Click to read more

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