After attending the Lollapalooza festival in Chicago this weekend, we became acutely aware of a sad fact: white people should not dance at festivals. Period. Maybe it’s the drugs, maybe it’s just the whiteness, but there’s just something sad about seeing people make fools of themselves in public. Just take a gander at these 10 flailing festival-a**clowns, and you’ll see exactly what we’re talking about. (more…)

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Look, Mother Nature is pissed. She’s wucking hurricanes at us left and right, she’s trying to drown us, and there’s not much we can do about it but try to make our lives and the life of the earth less at odds. But despite all that, we have people who don’t give a flying f**k about it. Why? I’m guessing these a**holes have something to do with it.

People I hate: Guitar-toting hippies, dumb jocks, hipsters, creepy old guys, private-school “wear a suit to business class” guys and worst enemy numero uno – Guidos.

It’s well known by now that Guidos are some of the most douchey people you can find on a college campus. The sad fact is that most of them can pull some seriously hot tail.

Hot chicks with douche bags! For 90% of us the unfortunate obsession women have for meat-heads will go down as one of the biggest tragedies of our college years.

I am really clueless as to how it happens – but it does. Here are the pictures to prove it.

Galleries after the jump! (more…)