On average, the Internet is good for about four things: porn, news, being more of an assh*le than you’d ever be in person and quirky/hilarious/silly nonsense that helps you get through the workday without slitting your wrists. And one of the best forms of nonsense: infographics – those clever, funny images that sum things up, lickity-split. So get ready Internetians, here are the 50 funniest infographics to ever hit the Web.

We here at COED are strictly against the promotion of cute animals doing cute things for cute reasons. That’s just not what manhood is about. But sometimes what seems like cuteness is actually one of the weirdest things I’ve ever seen. And weird is something we can wholeheartedly support. monkey

There’s no question in my mind that women can do everything men can do, and probably better, most of the time. But once a woman becomes a mom, there are a few things she should avoid. At the top of that list, just after “stripper,” is riding dirt bikes – because when they do, it goes horribly, hilariously wrong. And this time, there’s a bonus surprise mishap, which I’m sure you’ll enjoy.

Sometimes, getting an up-close and personal look at nature can renew your sense of wonder about the animal planet and the Earth in general, giving you a better appreciation for the world around you. Other times, however, a monkey jumps on your car and starts getting it one with another monkey. It can go both ways…

There’s nothing like human ingenuity for solving simple problems in everyday life. For instance, like this guy’s super awesome automatic garage door opener. I’m not exactly sure how he figured out this one in the first place. But I can say that this man is a damn genius.

I can understand that people often try to make popular Internet videos by inflicting as much pain on themselves as they can muster the courage to withstand. But sometimes, that has some seriously unexpected consequences. You know, like your balls deciding to launch themselves inside your body…

HO-LY SH!!!!!T! This is f**king incredible. A kid dresses up in some sort of crazy-ass halloween costume and then screams his ass off, scaring his mom… into labor! Seriously, her water literally breaks on camera. (Wait till the end – there’s slo-mo.) So now you know – if you want to totally f**k-up a pregnant lady’s day, just jump out and scare the, uh, human out of her…

Ask and ye shall receive, fellow Internetters.

COED magazine has a penchant for slapping together lists with subjects that tread the ground between the sexist, offensive and the inexcusable. As long as it’s done in bad taste, we are satisfied with the end product. This right here, is no exception.

From the ‘creative’ team that brought you such classics as Hot for Teacher: 18 Sexiest Sex Offenders and The 7 Deadly Sins Omitted by the Catholic Church, COED presents The 13 Sexiest Genocidal Dictators. From sexy Saddam to the Communist cutie Mao – these genocidal dictators are sure to help keep you warm at night…

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While in public, most people try to keep their cool, even if something really disappointing happens. But not this lady. After missing her flight at the Hong Kong airport, she completely loses her sh*t in the biggest temper tantrum I’ve ever seen. I mean, she’s really, really upset. And it’s hilarious.

This Dutch TV show is apparently called “I Bet Can Do This!,” which is already a fail in itself. But nobody could have guessed the level of suckitude this lesbian Viking would bring upon himself trying to smash watermelons with his F’ing face. If you want to skip the chitchat, this our best bet is to jump to about 1:55 or so. That’s when it gets awesomely hilarious.