As we get older, men realize that women are always changing (their minds, their outfits, their stance on BJs, etc). In order to help us sort through the opposite sex and their difficult personalities, we’ve tapped into our superior raw intellect and brain-power to show you the different types of girls you “knew” in high school. If I’d had this kind of tool when I was actually in high school, I would have fathered five children by now. Illegitimately, of course. Check out our list after the jump.

You have a girlfriend or you’re wifed up. First, I’m sorry for your luck. Have fun watching Sex and the City and drinking white wine on Friday nights while your friends are out doing fun things like getting drunk and nailin’ hot broads. At COED, we’re not anti-relationship, but what we will say there are certain times where it might be appropriate to stray. Here are just a few examples.

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