Find your pet a little too small and wimpy for your liking? Shoot ‘em up with steroids! ..except, please, don’t. These pictures should convince you as to why you shouldn’t turn your dog in a MLB star. Some things, like nature, should just stay natural:

Professional baseball players somehow manage to carry some of the most fragile, inflated egos in the sports world. Steroid users not only hold some of baseball’s most prestigious and famous records, but they have the nerve to lie about it afterward, as if not wanting to get caught by Mom with their hand in the cookie jar. Swelling heads, shrinking junk, home runs, and RBIs all come together in this testosterone filled mess of a situation.

As a new baseball season is upon us, its time to make your bets on the next MLB Player to get caught with his hand in the needle jar. Here are 5 safe bets that can have you cleaning out your friends’ piggy banks.

With the Alex Rodriguezs, Ken Griffey Jrs, and Manny Ramirezs of the league getting up in age, it is now time for COED to preview the top five future superstar hitters that are still 25 years old or younger. These are the guys sure to make headlines for years to come. Now, if we can just keep them off the juice…

On Wednesday, Los Angeles Dodgers’ star Manny Ramirez was notified of a 50 game suspension after testing positive for a banned substance. With that in mind, COED takes a look at the best performance-enhanced players at each position in baseball history (well…that we know of at least).

It has been 2 weeks since George Mitchell released his scathing report that accused Roger Clemens (and many others) of juicing. Today, “The Rocket” speaks.

Is Roger Clemens Guilty?… Click to read more