In today’s edition of Wrap It Up, the dog killer says the NFL forced him to sign with the Eagles in an interview with GQ, Georgetown throws down with China on the basketball court, Michael Irvin chimes in on Nevin Shapiro, Terrelle Pryor’s eligible for the draft but there’s a catch, Gawker runs down the 50 worst states in America, Betty White’s the most trusted celebrity, David Letterman’s life is threatened by jihadists, Gywneth Paltrow was a hero on 9/11, and much more. Check out teh sh*t we should’ve published after the jump!

We have all been there. Your buddy informs you that he has met some “great girl” and he can’t wait to introduce you to her. Inevitably, she is terrible. She is nagging. Loud. Laughs like a damn hyena. High maintenance. And you are not sure, but you think you may have seen a Girls Gone Wild Clip of her from Cancun 2006. To make things worse her friends meet up with you and they all resemble Ugly Betty. You need to tell your friend this chick has got to go. Here’s how:

Love. It’s grand. It’s life-changing. But for some, love needs a little help finding its way. Well, thanks to the internet, one can find “love” in all its many forms (chatroulette anyone?) With that in mind, here are the top 7 dating sites ranging from the “I Want to Meet my Soul Mate and Live Happily Ever After” type to the “I Want to Get Laid NOW” variety.

This past weekend I returned to my alma mater, Union College, for my first alumni weekend. On Saturday afternoon, I awoke hungover, grabbed breakfast, and rolled over to the football game.
I must admit, I really didn’t pay attention to the game. Watching our football team play is like walking in on your parents having sex – you do it once and then n… Click to read more

As far as W.H.O.M. (World Health Optimization Management) is concerned, it’s a great idea to publish the sexual history of every human being in existence on the web for all to see.
The World Sexual Relationship Database is a user-run website that’s much easier to maintain than the crumpled-up “list” most dudes jot down on a piece o… Click to read more

Unprotected beer pong play is the cause of a significant increase in the transmission of herpes simplex virus-1 (HSV-1), which causes cold sores. According to the Center for Disease Control, reports of the virus are up 230-percent from 2007 in people ages 17 to 21, and it’s all from sharing cups. Because of the dramatic increase in the illness, univer… Click to read more

Bad news for resedents in the NYC area as a Department of Health study found that 36 percent of women and 19 percent of men living in the city are infected with the herpes virus.
The study finds that in total, “26 percent of city residents have the virus that causes genital herpes, an incurable sexually-transmitted infection that can cause painful genit… Click to read more

As far as W.H.O.M. (World Health Optimization Management) is concerned, it’s a great idea to publish the sexual history of every human being in existence on the web for all to see.
The World Sexual Relationship Database is a user-run website that’s much easier to maintain than the crumpled-up “list” most dudes jot down on a piece o… Click to read more