Today’s WTF news items feature a gorilla that is most likely Snookin’ for love, a woman who will probably dominate in Trivial of Pursuit Beatles edition, and a convicted killer who thinks he’s the filet mignon for bears. Read more after the jump!

Today’s WTF news items feature a premise for a crappy burglar movie, responsible parents who missed a big opportunity to capitalize on their prodigious toddler, and a dude in Philly who takes his cake seriously. Read more after the jump!

USA and Syfy are rolling out plenty of new shows this week. While USA and Syfy dominate this week’s schedule, there are still plenty of other goodies, too. So check out what this week has to offer!

Anti-drug films have the unique ability to make even the scariest, worst drugs seem hilarious. These films go to extremes to make marijuana, heroine, cocaine, LSD, and amphetamines seem dangerous. But by virtue of their absurd story lines, the films are more slapstick than scary.

Meet The World’s Largest Heroine Dealer
Murder at the Drug-Fueled Orgy?
New Who’s Nailin’ Paylin Video Preview
Photoshop Contest – McCain Zombie
All Natural Arizona State Student Body Jamie Bradford
Yup, Christina Aguilera Has Fake Boobs
I’d Give My Right Arm To Bang Her
Kanye West’s Nude Album Launch Party [NSFW]
Skeeter The Narcole… Click to read more

As if we needed any more reaffirmation that Kanye West is the top guy in music, the Louis Vuitton Don was nominated for 8 Grammy Awards earlier today, including album of the year for Graduation.
Amy Winehouse followed him with 6 nominations, including album of the year (Back to Black), song of the year, record of the year and best new artist.
Hopefully she can pu… Click to read more

Mouse Party is a flash program developed by the University of Utah that allows you to see what effects various drugs have on virtual mice.
What did I learn after spending 15 minutes using this this “educational” tool?
The cocaine mouse is a jumpy douche bag who’s wiggin’ out in the corner of the cage because everyone is out to kill him… Click to read more