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As if we needed any more reaffirmation that Kanye West is the top guy in music, the Louis Vuitton Don was nominated for 8 Grammy Awards earlier today, including album of the year for Graduation.

Amy Winehouse followed him with 6 nominations, including album of the year (Back to Black), song of the year, record of the year and best new artist.

Hopefully she can put the heroin needle down for a few hours and make it to the show.

Check out the major nominees after the jump. (more…)

Mouse Party is a flash program developed by the University of Utah that allows you to see what effects various drugs have on virtual mice.

What did I learn after spending 15 minutes using this this “educational” tool?

The cocaine mouse is a jumpy douche bag who’s wiggin’ out in the corner of the cage because everyone is out to kill him; the LSD mouse is real f***ing friendly and has been waving hi to the other mice since I’ve been here; the dancing Ecstasy mouse really likes techno and the heroin mouse OD’d on the couch early this morning.

Good luck doing drugs tonight after you spend 15 minutes on this site.