We are all uniquely and individually disgusting. This was brought to my attention on a recent trip to the drug store, when I discovered, en route to the candy aisle from the shampoo aisle, that there are a lot of really disturbing products out there. So I decided to go back to see what else I could find. Turns out there was a lot of stuff to work with — mostly found on bottom shelves…

Imagine it’s a Friday night and you are pressed for time. No chance you can show up to the raging kegger sober but it seems like you can’t get wasted fast enough.
So how can you get wasted faster? Beer funnel? Rip double shots? Jungle juice?
Gastroenterologist Dr. Dale Prokupek says that the absorption of alcohol occurs in only one way: “The… Click to read more