Ever since Twilight flashed its sparkly fangs onto the silver screen, young girls and crazy cougars everywhere have been going gaga for “monsters” with pale complexions and six packs that us guys can’t compete with. They’ve already made vampires and werewolves pansies and I have my suspicions that mummies and the Creature from the Black Lagoon are next. Here are a few monsters that, no matter how hard female writers may try, won’t be able to turn into sexy models. At least, I hope not. See what makes them so very un-sexy after the jump!

With Halloween coming up, it’s prime-time to watch a horror movie – but where? Are any movies worth watching in theaters this weekend? What’s new on DVD? Do drive-in theaters still exist?
No worries, moviegoer – these questions and more will be answered after the jump.… Click to read more

Modern-day pirates at large in Somalia and Nigeria. I didn’t know pirates really still existed; my dreams have come true! How about dragons while we’re at it? (MSNBC)
Brit’s hit gets her booked…at the LAPD. (TMZ)
A Hellraiser remake is in the works! It’s the first one since…what the hell is this? How many more Hellrai… Click to read more