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Sorry, guys. I know doing a post about Spencer Pratt is pretty lame, being that he’s one of the world’s biggest assclowns, just after Dane Cook and the ESPN lawyers that are keeping you from watching the Erin Andrews peephole video.

And his douchiness just gets that much more intense, since he just announced, in an interview with Spin magazine, that he’s launching a rap career.

How good of a rapper are you?
Incredible. I have the biggest mouth on earth, so why wouldn’t I be the best rapper — you know what I mean?

Can you freestyle right now?
I mean, everybody keeps on asking me to freestyle. But I always say, “Please, I don’t do freestyle, my goal out here is to get paid.” The word “free” does not exist in Spencer Pratt’s vocabulary. [via Spin.com]

Jesus Dead Baby Christ! This dude is completely out of hand. In fact, I’m starting to wonder if this guy isn’t just taking us all for a ride, Andy Kaufman-style.

I know, I know – he seems to barely have enough brain power to maintain basic bodily functions. But there is definitely more than meets the eye with this dude. And I would be ashamed of myself for being fooled by Spencer F’ing Pratt. Then again, he’s probably just learned to say outlandish sh*t in order to stay relevant. Either way, he’s still a douchebag.

It’s rumored that Heidi Montag will pose for the September 2009 issue of Playboy magazine.

We contacted Playboy, whose rep said, “We’re not commenting, but I’ll be sure to let you know if anything changes,” which neither confirms nor denies the rumors. And that’s all the hope we need.

If the rumors turn out to be true, will Heidi be partying at any of Playboys’s Top 10 Party Schools, or taking part in any spring break wet t-shirt contests any time soon? Again, we can only hope.

She wouldn’t be the first Hills cast member to pose nude for Playboy; remember the raunchy photos of Audrina Patridge topless?

For now enjoy 48 pictures of Heidi and her Hills friends in “The Girls of The Hills: Bikini Edition.” And we’ll keep you up-to-date on this one.

UPDATE: People Magazine has now confirmed that Heidi Montag will be featured in the September 2009 issue of  Playboy and there will be tasteful nudity.

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The votes are finally in for FHM UK’s annual FHM’s “100 Sexiest Women In The World”. And for the most part, the list is pretty good. But after seeing who all made the cut, we realized that some of the ladies who constantly appear on these lists have no business whatsoever being branded as sex symbols. We know, we’re as guilty as anyone. But we’ve decided enough is enough. Here are the 10 women we never want to see on a ‘Hot’ list ever again! (Ours included…)

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For whatever reason, people still find it amazingly entertaining to watch hot rich people do stupid sh!t with their lives. But as a dude, getting through a whole episode can be kind of rough, sometimes. So instead of forcing you to sit through a bunch of episodes just to see Audrina Patridge, Heidi Montag and Lauren Conrad (oh yeah, and Lo and Stephanie Pratt, too) stripped-down and looking sexy, we’ve put together this bootylicious compilation of the superfly cast wearing only bikinis, like God intended.

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