We never got the appeal of women’s magazines featuring hot, semi-nude women on their covers. Sure, they want to make chicks feel sh*tty about themselves, but when we see Ryan Reynolds oiling his abs on the cover of Men’s Health, we’re not reaching for our wallets. Anyway, Heidi Klum posed topless for the cover of Glamour magazine. She’s 37, hates playing mind games, and loves wearing garter belts. Screw Project Runway, she should have a show called, “How All Women Should Be”.

June 1st is Heidi Klum‘s birthday. The now 38 year old  international supermodel is featured in a new “Got Milk?” ad, whichs shows her getting ready for the red carpet with the signature white milk mustache on her upper lip. Those ads make us think dirty thoughts, but we have one suggestion for the wiz kids behind the campaign – MORE HANDBRAS. Heidi’s the reigning Queen of the Handbra, so it’s only fitting we celebrate her birthday with her hottest holds that will make you hold your breath. Check ‘em out in our gallery after the jump. That Seal is one lucky dude.

Jeez. What a week for Heidi Klum. First, she shows off her ridiculously weird (yet still somewhat arousing) robot costume for Halloween then she says she’s quitting her role as “angel” for Victoria’s Secret? WTF! While you might not get to see her in wings anymore, at least you get to scope out our HUGE gallery of Heidi Klum’s hot hands firmly planted on a set of beautiful breasts… HER OWN! If you prefer her in suspenders, that’s cool, too.

The beauty of animated GIFs is you don’t have be a master of the remote control (or the mouse) to rewind and play, rewind and play, rewind and play. Some of us, COED staff included, have spent hours staring at them, in awe of their majestic simplicity. Five seconds of bliss repeated ad nauseam. Previously, we brought you sexually suggestive Katy Perry gifs, jigging boobs, and bad-ass bouncing butts. Now, we present animated gifs of sexy Sports Illustrated swimsuit models rolling around, jiggling, gyrating, shaking, and wasting the rest of your day. See ya tomorrow!

 
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In the world of supermodels, only a select few remain relevant after reaching their prime. And German super-stunner and former Sports Illustrated and Victoria’s Secret model, Heidi Klum is the newest hottie to join that bunch. But after seeing this video of her wearing nothing but suspenders, I think you’ll agree that Heidi is officially the most smokin’ MILF on the planet.