I’ve watched enough Entourage and Girls Next Door to know that the Playboy Mansion actually does throw down the killer parties that it should. Seeing this photo gallery only fortifies that. Think about it, if girls get wild and naked for Halloween on their own account, wouldn’t things get taken to the next level if they go to a place where they do that regularly? The answer is yes. I’m convinced that the only way Hef’s heart is still beating is because he has gorgeous women around him at all times, which keeps the circulation… circulating. Check out a decade’s worth of easily the best Halloween party in existence after the jump!

Today’s edition of Wrap It Up features a granny who’s a rookie cheerleader for the Oakland Raiders, Hef’s record breaking time in the sack, Ervin Santana’s no-hitter, Battleship the movie, Miranda Kerr topless, Jasmine Waltz’s bikini car wash, Brandi Glanville in a bikini, Maria Claude Bourbonnais looking futuristic, Jalen Rose’s drunk driving arrest, the new hot drinking game, everyone hates Jerry Meals, and much more. Check out the sh*t we should’ve published after the jump.

hink you know everything there is to know about Mr. Hugh Hefner? Sorry, buddy, but watching a marathon of The Girls Next Door reruns does not an expert on Hugh make. For instance, did you know he has presidential blood ties, or that Playboy wasn’t the original name for the magazine we all know and love? Thought so, but we at COED are going to turn you from a Playboy neophyte to a know-it-all smartass on all things Hefner and beyond! Impress your friends – and more importantly the ladies – by checking out this nifty “16 Things You Didn’t Know About Hugh Hefner” infographic produced by the awesome guys over at Online Degrees. Take detailed notes after the jump!

Today’s Miss COED, Marilyn Monroe, was Playboy’s first ever Playmate, though back in December 1953 when the first issue was published, it was known as the “Sweetheart of the Month“. The traditional definition of “playmate” is one who is “a companion at play”. Mr. Hefner‘s version of a companion at play is an attractive female model who is featured in a pictorial that includes nude photos, a centerfold poster, a short bio, and a “Playmate Data Sheet” displaying birthdate, measurements, turn-ons, and turn-offs. This comprehensive feature appears in the centerfold/gatefold of Playboy. But, what makes a Playmate “popular”? Is it her bust, her brains, or her bold personality? Find out after the jump!

When you think of the perfect mate, the dream girl, the woman you’d cut off appendages to meet, what do you picture? Some would say Miss America. Some would opt for Victoria’s Secret or Sports Illustrated model. How about the Playboy Playmate? For decades, the Playmate has been one of the most iconic sex symbols the world over. Right now, Playboy’s asking users to vote for the 2011 Playmate of the Year to see which beautiful Bunny from 2010 is most popular. Will it be Heather Rae Young? Jaime Edmondson? Crystal Harris? Well, we decided to take it a step further by seeing which Playmate of ANY year is the most popular of all-time. How did we do it? Google, of course!

Our next ten most popular playmates feature a twin (and former gf of Hef), one of the hottest Summers ever, an ageless wonder, and a Gorgeous Guess Girl.

#40 Angela Little
Playmate of the Month for August 1998
432,000 results

#39 Holley Ann Dorrough
Playmate of the Month for April 2006
468,000 results

#38 Deanna Brooks
Playmate of the Month for May 1998
480,000… Click to read more

Our next ten most popular playmates feature the former host of MTV’s Singled Out and Jim Carrey’s ex-girlfriend, another Gorgeous Guess Girl, and the 2006 Playmate of the Year.

#20 Jenny McCarthy
Playmate of the Month for October 1993
605,000 results

#19 Kara Monaco
Playmate of the Month for June 2005
629,000 results

#18 Heather Carolin
Playmate of the Mont… Click to read more

“If you’re a man between the ages of 18 and 80, Playboy is meant for you. If you like your entertainment served up with humor, sophistication and spice, Playboy will become a very special favorite.” Hugh Hefner could not have been more correct. Fifty-seven years ago this month in a kitchen in Chicago, Hefner and Eldon Sellers launched Playboy Magazine and forever changed the way the world looks at women. To celebrate this momentous occasion, we have compiled every December Playboy Cover printed since it’s conception in 1953.

Inception held at number one and is poised to easily surpass its budget of $160 million with this weekend’s gross. Salt gave Inception a run for its money coming in at numero dos while Life After Wartime killed it on one screen taking in $30k+. This weekend’s entries feature annoying dinner guests, little brother killing heartthrobs, Killing Fields, Hef, pussies and canines, hermits, gigolos, crime lords, and an underrated Lady Gaga song.

“If you’re a man between the ages of 18 and 80, Playboy is meant for you. If you like your entertainment served up with humor, sophistication and spice, Playboy will become a very special favorite.” Hugh Hefner could not have been more correct. Fifty-six years ago this month in a kitchen in Chicago, Hefner and Eldon Sellers launched Playboy Magazine and forever changed…