If the Farrelly brothers get their way, a Three Stooges movie will be nyuk-nyuking into theaters soon.

Reported to consist of short vignettes tied together as a comedic compilation (think Paris, Je T’aime with more flour and face-slapping) the film would star four unknowns as the leads.

Four leads? Does that mean Shemp will star amongst the slap-happy trio? I hope not. (more…)

A center for Ants?

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Hansel, so hot right now… Hansel.

Malin Akerman has been making major headlines lately. Who is Malin Akerman? Missed the headlines? Wanna know more? What is the meaning of life?

You may have seen Malin Akerman is HBO’s Entourage when Eric and his girlfriend Sloan have a three way with the knockout blond or in Harold and Kumar when ‘Sideshow’ offers the pot heats a chance to bang his wife. Well, Malin Akerman is the knockout blond in both of those movies and as you can see she has a solid track record for taking her clothes off on screen! If you’ve got it flaunt it, right??!?!?!?! (more…)

Ben Stiller is looking old these days. He looks and acts like he could be Jason Biggs‘ dad.

Even before seeing the Farrelly brothers’ latest romp, The Heartbreak Kid, I was a bit worried. The trailers depicted the flick to be a below-average attempt at updating the 1972 cult classic of the same name. Slapstick, teenage gross-outs and love – the Farrelly brothers have traveled down this road countless other times, and each one was better than this painfully-lacking retread.

Stiller, tired but game, plays Eddie Cantrow, a 40-year-old unmarried man (and sporting goods owner) who’s under the constant pressure of his eternal wingman Mac (Rob Corddry) and his father (Jerry Stiller, natch) to get hitched ASAP.

Cantrow, jaded and lonely, does exactly that: upon meeting the bubbly blonde Lila (Malin Akerman) he gets on the fast track to holy matrimony. As expected – and seen in the tell-tale trailer – things don’t work out between Cantrow and his mystery wife. (more…)