Ever since Kids in the Hall’s Mark McKinney’s lonely character, Mr. Tyzik (the ‘Headcrusher’) made a pastime of crushing people’s heads, people have been distorting their perspective, pinching their fingers, and crushing all types of stuff. From random people to historical monuments to Bill O’Reilly, nothing is safe from these imaginary annihilations. So, without further adieu, let us present to you 93 ‘I’m Crushing Your Head’ Photos.

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I know that in other countries and other cultures they do somethings differently than we do here in the United States. But what I did not know was that one of those things includes walking on a donkey. Now, before you get your panties in a bunch (I’m looking at you PETa), I think the donkey is, um, getting a massage. If that’s what they’re doing in the middle of town, I’d hate to see what happens behind closed doors…

I can understand that people often try to make popular Internet videos by inflicting as much pain on themselves as they can muster the courage to withstand. But sometimes, that has some seriously unexpected consequences. You know, like your balls deciding to launch themselves inside your body…

OK, I have no F’ing clue what the hell is going on here. Apparently the actress sitting at the table really pissed off of the reporters listening to the press conference, something about “not dressing appropriately for the weather,” because right after that, somebody takes a table slam to the head. Either that, or this is just some Ali G-type prank to get us to see the movie.

This Dutch TV show is apparently called “I Bet Can Do This!,” which is already a fail in itself. But nobody could have guessed the level of suckitude this lesbian Viking would bring upon himself trying to smash watermelons with his F’ing face. If you want to skip the chitchat, this our best bet is to jump to about 1:55 or so. That’s when it gets awesomely hilarious.