I think I safely speak for most guys when I say that a girl who listens to David Blowie is a girl you wanna keep around, if you know what I mean. However, just because a girl is willing to blow you doesn’t mean you’re home free. Fact of the matter is that the only thing worse than a girl who “doesn’t do blowjobs” is a girl who does but h… Click to read more

No matter how good looking or playerific you think you are, some girl, somewhere has put you in the friend zone. And once that happened, you went right along being friends with her… You know, just in case you were able to convince her of your worth. Maybe you did end up hooking up with her, maybe you didn’t. The point is that you stayed friends with her… Click to read more

Dating, like Monopoly or Chutes and Ladders, is often a confusing game that can very easily get complicated and lead to you throwing away a stack of money while cursing uncontrollably if you don’t set some clearly defined rules or guidelines. In this week’s He Said/She Said, I’m laying out seven easy steps when it comes to dating that di… Click to read more

I’ve been seeing a lot people reading 50 Shades of Grey on the subway lately — so much that I actually remembered the title of the book when I saw it on the news today. Apparently everyone is up in arms about the new version of ‘Mommy Porn’ because the book’s protagonist is about a guy who loves S&M. So what, doesn’t eve… Click to read more

When it comes to women, everyone has their particular type. Some like ‘em big, some like ‘em small, some like ‘em rich and successful… you get the idea. Once you get past the necessary physical attraction you need to have, I’m way more of a big picture kind of guy. Like a lot of things in life, the small things are often just bonu… Click to read more

The magic number = how many people you’ve slept with, know in the biblical sense, taken to pound town, the number of candy shops you’ve been invited into (via 50 Cent). I think of “the number” as your SAT score; it’s important to some people for a year or so, but it doesn’t necessarily mean sh*t once you’re out of hi… Click to read more

No matter how you cut it, when you are dating someone, you’re definitely not just dating that person. You’re really dating them, their bff, the girl she “used to hate in high school but is now friends with again for some reason or another,” her hairdresser, and everyone she’s ever known… whether or not you like it. Personally, I think a friend’s op… Click to read more

Getting back with your ex… well, this is a tough one, but I have to say 9 times out of 10 that it is a terrible idea. The thing everyone seems to forget about exes is that they are an ex for a reason. No perfectly happy couple just wakes up one-day, looks each other in the eye and says, “Peace out!” It is so much easier to overlook the fact that things went awry when someon… Click to read more

As much as I would suggest NOT sleeping over at a hook-up’s house, it’s an inevitability that you’ll become feeble-minded (aka drunk) and slip, especially if you’ve just broken up with your significant other. Obviously we’re not trying to dissuade you from getting your d*ck wet, so instead of harping on why this is a bad mov… Click to read more

Last week we coordinated with the ladies of CollegeCandy about stuff that we wanted the opposite sex to do more. Besides being helpful, it was also really warm and fuzzy because we honestly do like the ladies. Having said that, there are a few habits that need a little tweaking, plus a few that need to be dropped altogether. Ladies, before you try to get in a word e… Click to read more

Since I know that your Valentine’s Day went according to plan because you followed these steps, I’m going to suggest something somewhat selfish: strike while the iron’s hot. No, I’m not talking about stoking last night’s fire and keeping up the good sex (that should occur naturally). I’m talking about letting your… Click to read more

Valentine’s Day is coming up pretty soon and if you’re like the majority of the male population, you’ve been putting off making decisions for some time now. Newsflash homie, procrastinating isn’t going to make the “holiday” disappear. The good news is that deciding what to do (or get) doesn’t have to be that d… Click to read more

The girls over at College Candy wanted me to write a “How To Know When You’re Ready for the Next Step” piece, but I thought that would be a pretty boring read. Who am I to tell you whether or not you should be moving in with your girlfriend? (Hint: don’t). Screw taking it to the next level, I figured that you’d be much better off know… Click to read more

Last week, we shared with you our thoughts about some stereotypes that men have of women we know to be true. Since not a single girl left a scathing comment about how chauvinistic we are (pretty sure that’s a first), I’m guessing we hit the nail right on the head. In celebration we’re going to continue with that theme, only this time I’… Click to read more

I’m sure you’re familiar with the phrase “Men are from Earth, Women are from Venus” but (generally speaking) stereotypes are dangerous because they are a narrow-minded way of jumping to conclusions. Ladies can also be dangerous because they’ll cut off you penis in your sleep if you sleep around. Seriously though, stereo… Click to read more