June is National Dairy Month. The “Got Milk?” campaign could be one of the best and most effective in the ad biz; it’s short, sweet, and to the point. Since we’re not your mother (father maybe), we can’t make sure you drink your milk, but we can make sure you have a steady diet of super sexy women who’ve “Got Milk”. It’s scientifically proven these pics will help grow at least one of your bones. Check ‘em out in the gallery after the jump!

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Last night, young Hollywood was out in full force for the premiere of Scream 4 at Grauman’s Chinese Theatre. While many are speculating about the top kills and thrills, fans attending the red carpet got plenty of the latter when the film’s hotties Hayden Panettiere, Alison Brie, Anna Paquin, Kristen Bell, Marley Shelton, Aimee Teegarden, Marielle Jaffe, Shenae Grimes and Julia Roberts’ niece Emma Roberts made us want to holler back, young’n. Couldn’t attend? Missed our live tweeting session? It’s cool, just check out our pics of the red carpet arrivals and after-party presented by AXE Shower.

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As What Would Tyler Durden Do points out, Smallville began its 10th season earlier this week so the CW sent out pics of Laura Vandervoort as Supergirl. Though Laura is super hot, we wondered what other super sexy celebrities would look like in the Supergirl outfit. It didn’t take us long to find legions of photoshopped fakes featuring your favorite femme fatales in the good old blue, red, and gold. We’ve never been more jealous of the letter, ‘S’. Up, up, and away!

COED would like to introducing you to the 10 hottest actresses who are doing their part to make the world a beautiful place — bamboo panties and all! Jut try not going green after reading this.

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If you’re a fan of crazy bastards riding violent beasts with nothing but leather and a giant pair of balls between life and death, then strap on your spurs and saddle-up for the PBR taking place in New York City from January 8th – 10th.  To honor these modern-day gladiators, we’ve put together the hottest cowgirls from around the net. Giddy-up!
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Sweet mother of God, is Hayden Panettiere not the hottest little cutie you’ve ever seen or what? A sizzling combination of sporty and sexy, Hayden manages to be ultra fly without having to do anything but show up. And this shoot with Details has to be, hands down, the hottest shoot of her’s we’ve seen yet. In fact, it’s so hot, we can almost overlook the fact that it’s F’ing impossible to spell her last name correctly.

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If you’re a fan of Hayden Panettiere (and you should be), you may have noticed that the woman loves to lick things. Like, a lot. But after a little bit of research we noticed that way more hotties than just Hayden have something of an oral fixation. From Jessica Alba to Olivia Wilde, these viciously sexy Hollywood vixens seem to love to show us their tongue… Click to read more

If you’re a fan of crazy bastards riding violent beasts with nothing but leather and a giant pair of balls between life and death, then strap on your spurs and saddle-up for the 50th Wrangler National Finals Rodeo, taking place in Las Vegas until Dec. 13th. The NFR, known as the “Super Bowl of rodeos,” features the top 15 competitors from ro… Click to read more