Each Tuesday, we roam the rocky, rowdy landscape of Twitter to pluck the world’s most perfect WTF photos. Last week, we featured a 17-year-old girl with 34k boobs, a note from the Titanic to the icebergs, how to train your poop, a rude cat gamer, humping planes, a Death Star chick, and a sh*t creek paddle store. This week, we’ve got the new Apple iPho… Click to read more

Last week, we hit you off with the Top 5 Epic Rap Battles of History. Today, Nice Peter released a brand-new ERB to celebrate the release of the new Harry Potter flick. These two wizards duel it out using whatever dirt and dark magic they have on the other.

Today’s edition of Wrap It Up features San Diego leaving L.A. in the dust, Netflix hiking up their rates, Harry Potter baseball jerseys, a robber turned sex slave, a woman’s best Lorena Bobbitt impression, a nude dude getting gored at the Running of the Bulls, Cintia Dicker’s sexy video for American Eagle, The Dark Knight Rises teaser poster, Casey Anthony’s name change, a supercut of cinema’s dirtiest dirty talk scenes and much more. Check out the sh*t we should’ve published after the jump!

July 11th or 7/11 is a very special day for those of us who are into brainfreeze because 7-Eleven is offering a free 7.11 ounce cup of Slurpee. To get you in the mood for complimentary fish-faced suckage, we’ve compiled a list of fictional drinks we’d like to see in 7-Eleven along with some fun facts and and a comprehensive list of flavors offered. Check ‘em out after the jump and let us know which fictional drink and slurpee flavor are your favorites.

James Montgomery Flagg’s 1917 Uncle Sam “I Want You” poster was based on the original British Lord Kitchener poster of three years earlier. It was used to recruit soldiers for both World War I and World War II. The Uncle Sam character is actually based on Samuel Wilson, a meat packer from upstate NY who shipped beef to the U.S. Army in barrels marked “U.S.” during the War of 1812. Flagg called it “most famous poster in the world.” We’d have to agree as countless artists have given it their own twist with iconic characters substituting for Uncle Sam like Darth Vader, Doctor Doom, GI Joe’s Cobra, Master Shredder and more. Check it out after the jump.

Over this past weekend, Harry Potter actress Emma Watson – who plays the beautifully brainy Hermione Granger in the films – has to decided to call the quits on Brown University and will be transferring to a new school this fall. The tabloids have been buzzing with rumors that incessant bullying was ultimately behind Watson’s decision. Her rep has denied this saying that a course she was eager to pursue was not being offered at Brown and she is currently looking for a school that does. A plausible explanation indeed, but we at COED know that there’s more to this little story. Check out our quick rundown of the 18 reasons why Emma Watson is bidding Brown University farewell!

We may only be in the early weeks of spring , but soon enough summer will be on the way and with it comes the season’s kick-ass blockbusters! With so many films offering up loads of explosions, laughs and more CGI effects than Michael Bay can shake a stick at, it’s easy to lose track of the good films and accidentally drop some cash on a real box office bomb. To help ease your movie-going experience and get some bang for your buck, we at COED have compiled a list of the 2011 summer movies that won’t suck, and – more importantly – shouldn’t be missed!

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Megamind was mega moneymaker again at the box office, pulling in $29 mil to put a stop to Unstoppable, which ran away with $22 mil. Skyline made back its budget in its debut weekend while Morning Glory has a ways to go to clear that $40 mil budget. This week’s entries are few and far between due to Harry Potter. However, if you prefer fiery redheads and homicidal blondes over magical kids molesting their wands, you’re in luck.

Four years can go by way too fast. Some of us might try to strategically stretch it into five or six years. Some of us might even go to drastic measures like law or medical school to avoid leaving college. But eventually, eventually you are going to have to leave your University and enter into the real world. But isn’t college life real? I say that it’s for real. I keep things real. I’m so focused on keeping my life real that I still say real. Really. But college life is as fake as it comes.

Well, uh… hmmph. Ummm, jeez. MacGruber, man. I mean. What the hell happened? Best SNL film since Wayne’s World and you debut at #6? Media sources everywhere are calling it an “unmitigated bomb.” Pretty rough considering it’s almost made back its entire budget already in three days. I admit, I didn’t help the cause by not buying a ticket, but come on. I can’t buy 600,000 tickets.

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One day during her freshman year, Yesenia Arellano walked into her dorm room to find her roommate with a guy, just about to have sex.
“He was lying on the bed and she was doing something with her shirt, taking it off or something. I told her, ‘Let me know when you’re done,’ and left,” said Arellano, a second-year bi… Click to read more

Based on the classic Michael Noonan novel, December Boys is a story of four orphan teenagers growing up behind the closed doors of a catholic convent in outback Australia during the 1960s. As the boys watch younger kids get adopted by loving families, they begin to realize that as they get older, their turn may never come. When the convent sends the boys to visi… Click to read more

Harry Potter (otherwise known as “Daniel Radcliffe”) may be in negotiations to be Young James Bond in a film based on the Young Bond books by Charlie Higson. If it all pans out, Radcliffe will have the daunting task of playing a young adventurer out to defeat the forces of evil in an adaptation of a successful book. Here’s to not being pigeon… Click to read more