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Ninteen years after Harrison Ford last played the ass-kicking archeology professor Indiana Jones, the franchise was re-launched by Spielberg and Lucas to bring Indiana Jones to a new generation with Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull.  Indiana Jones, which features Ford as a professor/adventurer who canvases the world in search of lost treasure, artifacts, and new cultures.

In this latest installment, Indy finds himself in South America amidst a lost culture when he discovers a crystal skull, which yields the possibility of knowledge beyond all wildest imaginations.  Along the way he meets up with his former flame Marion Ravenwood (Karen Allen) and discovers he has a son, Mut (Shia LeBeouf).

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Like an idiot, I decided to go see the first showing of Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull at 12:01AM this morning.

Big mistake!

Last time I saw a 12:01AM showing was the opening of Cloverfield, and it was great. The theater was packed, people were hyped…I even bought $6 popcorn. So I expected great things for the release of Indiana Jones, but come show-time I was only one of nine other people in the massive amphitheater.

Overall fan excitement aside, the movie felt like a generic and tired version of the past three Indy flicks, but more lame. The blatant overuse of CGI makes the movie look airbrushed. Shia Leboeuf plays a unconvincing and fruity 50’s greaser. And it hurts me to say, but 65-year-old Harrison Ford can’t make action movies work anymore.

*Spoiler Alert!*

In the (merciful) finale, the crystal alien skull is placed inside an ancient Inca temple. The temple turns into an alien spacecraft and Kate Blanchett spontaneously combusted. The end!

Steven Spielberg, I want a refund!

Honestly, I had trouble staying awake during this one, so I’d suggest you go out and rent Raiders of the Lost Ark, and pretend this franchise didn’t just go down in flames.

If George Lucas and Steven Spielberg can update and tweak their past masterworks (to varying degrees), it’s fair to give outspoken director Ridley Scott a shot.

Revisiting his masterpiece, Blade Runner, for the third time in 25 years Scott is planning to achieve what Lucas and Spielberg couldn’t quite do: to rip the flick apart and ditch any fluff for his original vision. Jar-Jar Binks and friends this is not.

Dropping the brick-over-head voice over of android annihilator Rick Deckard (Harrison Ford) and completely changing the pseudo-sappy ending Blade Runner will take on its new (and hopefully final) life in New York and Los Angeles theaters this week with a special-edition DVD release to follow.

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Never trust a Russian.

Tyler Nelson, a ballet dancer who worked on the newly-christened Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull recently leaked out several key plot points of the film.

Even more asinine than totally jeopardizing his young career (Nelson is 24) is that he spilled all of these juicy details to his local paper – not a big-budget rag. At the very least Nelson could’ve paid his way through infamy; now he’s just another out of work actor.

Anyhoo, how about those plot points?

Read the leaked plot points of Indy 4 (with a breakdown of each one) after the jump.

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