Oh, it’s on now! They say timing is everything, well I just had two friends each forward me a link to a video – one features Philly’s version of “Da Bears” titled, “A Philly Guy Christmas” and the other features Hasidic Jews doing the Dougie really really well. Last time we had a showdown between the Mustached Mullet Whistler and the Girl With The Tramp Stamp Tattoo. Mullet Man is just barely winning. Now, we’ve got ourselves a HOLY WAR! Watch the combatants then vote in our poll after the jump.

We’ve dedicated a lot of content to Christmas the past couple weeks, which prompted CollegeCandy editor Jenni Maier to ask us when we’d post something about Hanukkah. She told us that even Ryan Gosling was getting in on the act via the Hey Girl Shabbat Shalom Tumblr. So we thought we’d spread some love to our Jewish brethren with some eye gelt that’ll really spin your dreidel . Last year, we gave you 8 days of Hanukkah Hotties to celebrate the Festival of Lights. This year, we upped the ante by presenting you with the 27 hottest Jewish female celebrities. Light it up after the jump.

Newsflash big guy, you’ve got less than the 12 days of Christmas before the big day is here and if you’re someone who celebrates Hanukkah, then you’ve got even less time. If you haven’t figured out what you’re getting, don’t worry. Take a deep breath and check out our gift guide. We’ve got something for pretty much everyone, separated into six different categories: DVDs, Videogames, gifts for the nerd, swag for those who need to stay fresh, gear for those outdoorsy types, and some sound products for the audiophile. Check it out after the jump.

Though the “holiday season” ranks lower than St. Patty’s Day and Cinco de Mayo in terms of top drinking holidays, we at COED tend to think it’s the longest lasting drinking holiday. While others get 24 hours to flex their beer muscles, Christmas, Hanukkah, Kwanzaa, and Festivus collectively occupy a month’s worth of partying. After that first week, you’ll get tired of the same old sh*t. So, why not snatch up some of these delectable holiday brews?

Sundown yesterday started the Jewish celebration that is often mispronounced by the majority of society. It is called, “Hanukkah.” During the holiday season all we Jewish people hear about is CHRISTMAS! CHRISTMAS! CHRISTMAS! The only way we know that it’s Hanukkah is by a patronizing aside given at the end of a newscast that says:
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To get in on the Hanukkah festivities (which start today), we’ve decided to introduce you to the sexiest Chosen Ones this side of Tel Aviv.
If you’re on a mission to find the world’s hottest Jewish girls (why wouldn’t you be?), there’s no better place to look than Hollywood, USA. In our feature The Top 10 Hot Ass Hollywood Jews you’ll find knockouts like S… Click to read more

Whether it’s decorating a tree, tabletop or doorway this holiday season, nothing spreads holiday cheer better than odd ornaments that make people feel uncomfortable. Deck the halls with…tampon snowflakes? Star Wars menorahs? At least they’re festive, I guess.
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