If a guy could construct the perfect exercise machine, the Shake Weight would be the device of the new millennium. Do you remember when Suzanne Somers would use the Thighmaster on television? That was free porn for anyone growing up in the early ’90s. The Shake Weight is 10 times sexier than the Thighmaster could have ever been. It doesn’t matter who you are, watching someone use the Shake Weight will immediately take your mind to the gutter. As a tribute, we’ve put together a photo gallery, video playlist, and compilation of animated gifs showcasing Shake Weight hotties. Check it out after the jump!

When give a choice, (almost) every dude will opt for a BJ over and HJ any day. But sometimes the handjob is the best way to go, from incognito fondlings to a pleasantly nice change of pace in the bedroom. So if you feel like getting your girl an extremely presumptuous present anytime soon, this book is the way to go.
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