You know that scene from Van Wilder 2: The Rise of Taj? Yeah, I know. No one saw but me, but there was a dialogue exchange that went something like – “Woman on Plane: Excuse me, is that Bombay Hot Sauce? Taj: No way, you know it? Woman on Plane: I have this… thing for spices. Taj: You have a TING?” Then they bone on a plane or something. Well,… Click to read more

Armbras are cool and all, but we’d prefer handbras hands down. They’re just more versatile, the handbra’s owner can wiggle, jiggle, squish, mash, and tease to her heart’s content. Women like Jessica Burciaga, Jessica-Jane Clement, and Heidi Klum have crafted careers simply by grabbing their own boobs. If they ever get tired we’d be more than willing to lend them a helping hand. Check out our handy gallery of hot handbras after the jump.

The Daily Mail reported that Premiere League (that’s soccer) star Jermaine Pennant dumped his fiancee and missed his son’s first birthday to be with 25 year old model (and COED favorite) Alice Goodwin. Apparently, the dude has a sorted past, at one point cheating on sexy WAG Amii Grove who then destroyed six figures worth of his designer clothing. He then courted Hollyoaks actress and former Miss COED Jennifer Metcalfe and went back and forth between her and Grove and was even engaged to the model. Dude’s doing something right. It’d be wrong of us to deprive you of Alice Goodwin’s hottest handbras. Check ‘em out along with the other girls he banged then vote in our poll to see who’s hottest after the jump

June 27th is Sunglasses Day, a day in which everyone’s encouraged to sport creepers. Sunglasses are a perfect example of fashion meeting function. They shield one’s eyes from harmful UV rays and diminish the chances of crow’s feet, but they also look pretty bad-ass and can make girls with f***ed up eyes and questionable noses look like supermodels. One could say handbras are just like shades, they shield peepers from seeing nips and they look hot as hell. We salute both in a gallery that’s so bright you might have to break out the Ray-Bans. Check it out after the jump.

Jessica-Jane’s an English glamour model, actress and TV presenter who’s best known for co-hosting a BBC show called, “The Real Hustle” and for posing for Playboy at age 18 (NSFW). She’s also appeared in a bunch of music videos and feature films. Now, she’s in the latest issue of Loaded magazine with an unbelievably hot pictorial. We’re hoping she hops the pond to give us Clementia. Yes, we just made that up and it’s trademarked. So, pay up, bitches. Anyway, check out her hottest handbras in our photo gallery after the jump.

What started with Playboy model Shera Bechard and this picture has blossomed and blown up into a regular, recurring Twitterrific feature in which hot chicks post their most provocative pics under the #FriskyFriday hashtag! You could go aimlessly searching through Twitter for these risqué pics or you could just sit back and enjoy the hottest, hand-picked handbras  in the photo gallery after the jump.

May 4th is Bird Day, a holiday established by Oil City, Pennsylvania school superintendent Charles Babcock in 1894. It’s the first holiday in the U.S. dedicated to the celebration of birds. When we think of birds, we think of two things: Twitter and the middle finger. Do you know which type of professional excels at both Twitter and flippin’ the bird? That’s r… Click to read more

Every day we look at a ton of chicks. It gets to the point where one could become desensitized – you know the girl’s hot but there’s no visceral reaction. Well, along comes Alice Goodwin with her ridiculously hot hand bra and BOOM – our eyes pop, head spins, and all we can say is, “Wow”. When you can get a wow out of us, you’re probably doing something right. We don’t need to tell her how to perfect the hand bra pose, she’s got it down pat. She also has one of the sexiest calendars of 2010 and 2011. Check out our gallery of her hottest handbras then head over to ZooToday.com for more Goodwin greatness.

We consider ourselves connoisseurs of cupping the boob. Go ahead. Google “Hand Bras”. I’ll wait. See? 2010 was a helluva year for hand bras. It seemed everyone was getting in on the hot hand bra action from Heidi Klum, Karla Spice, and Vikki Blows to Lucy Pinder, Olivia Munn, and Jenn Favre-Sterger. Considering its popularity Victoria’s Secret might want to consider making one. The best part about hand bras, they’re really not that hard to unhook, just hold a Louis Vuitton bag over their head.

When it comes to bewbs, we have a tendency do over-do things a bit here at COED (ie. Denise Milani Overdose, Underboob Overdose). The truth is, some things are just so awesome, 20 or 30 pics just ain’t gonna cut it. So when we we started pulling together a few pics for a new handbra post, lets just say things got a bit out of ‘hand’. We doubt you’ll be complaining.

It’s no secret that we’re bra experts here at COED. From the hairbra to the handbra to the helping handbra, we’re always here to keep you on the forefront of bra related news. So we would be negligent if we didn’t show you the latest and greatest in handbra concoctions…the hot twin handbra collection. And because today just happens to kick off the Twinsdays Festival in Twinsburg, Ohio, we’re giving you a full look at all our latest handbra research. Please enjoy 32 Hot Twin Handbras.

It’s clinically proven that boobs need to be supported. We’re not talking about the kind of support you show every day by checking out posts like the tandem boob press and 100 hottest handbras . No we’re talking about bras — and there’s no bra more supportive bra than a hand bra. And there’s no friend more supportive than one who is willing to lend her hands to give her a friend a bra.