Beer, hand guns, dirt bikes, and chainsaws! Do I have your attention yet? I thought so, now put don’t your girlie bottle openers and listen up. COED Magazine is proud to bring you 6 incredibly manly ways to open a beer bottle. WARNING: don’t try most of these at home, you might spill the beer!

One big difference between America and the rest of the Western world is our complete and utter love of guns. So say what you will of gun control, but there’s no doubting the sheer awesomeness of a five-year-old tearing it up on the shooting range. You can be sure nobody’s going to steal this little badass’s lunch money.