The week’s finally drawing to a close and you’re stoked to blow off some steam. It’s time to get wasted. Whether you plan on closing down the bar or staying up until sunrise is irrelevant. Your only priority will be to hook up with that thing at the bar which may or may not have a vagina. But you can’t do that if you’re fall down, pass out, belligerent, sloppy sh*tfaced. Use the remaining brain cells you have to focus on these five red flags warning you to call it a night. Check out our list after the jump!

Have you ever eaten cat food from the fridge? How about pooped your pants on your doorstep? Well, if you have, you were most likely a child… or hammered drunk. Drunk or Child is undoubtedly this year’s hottest mini-blog experience. Only a brain fart in December, the infant site has reached 119 countries, and 6 continents — including Cairo, Egypt. Read more about this new hilarious site after the jump!

We all have our favorite songs to listen to while we put ourselves under the influence while we’re out on the town. What is better than that, is when those songs are actually about getting messed up. It’s the ever-impressive double whammy. These are the top fifteen songs from that category.

There’s about a million ways to say you had sex with a chick but in the interest of time, we’ve narrowed it down to the following top euphemisms.

Talks have stalled between the New York Knicks and Memphis Grizzlies over a potential deal that will send Zach Randolph to the Grizzlies for Darko Milicic and Marko Jaric, because it is believed that Memphis is seeking a first-round pick as part of the deal.  But how can Memphis justify that request?  Are they hammered?
While Randolph isn’t known fo… Click to read more