This has been a crazy year here at COED, with more T&A-filled nonsense than a Japanese game show. And we’re proud of what we’ve done. (Maybe not proud in a, “Hey mom, check this out” kinda way, but happy with the outcome, nonetheless.) So to remember the highlights of 2008, we’ve put together the 10 most popular stories from the past 12 months. From handstands to Handbras, we’ve covered the events in the finest way we know how – with smokin’ hot chicks leading the way. So get ready for the best of the best. And farewell, 2008 – you’ve been a crazy son-of-a-bitch.

#10 The 100 Hottest Hand-Bras of All-Time

Ah, yes–the wonderful, magnificent “hand-bra”. There’s just something about a woman holding her own breasts that sends a magical lightning bolt of lust through any man worth his weight in Jergens. Maybe it’s that we want to put our hands there, or maybe it’s how freakin’ hot you look doin’ it. So get ready because if you’re already a breast-man, this could possibly be the greatest thing you’ve ever seen in you’re entire life. And if you’re not a breast-man, you’re about to become one. You’re welcome.

#9 The Ass-ential Nastia Liukin

The perfect weapon–vicious talent, inhuman flexibility, super hotness–Anastasia “Nastia” Valeryevna Liukin reigns as star of the 2008 US women’s gymnastics team at the Beijing Summer Games.

With nine World Championship medals already in the bag–and a fresh Olympic gold, which she earned Thursday night in the women’s gymnastics overall competition–this 18-year-old comes from an immaculate pedigree, her father winning Olympic gold at the ‘88 Games on the horizontal bars for the Soviets, her mother a World Champion rhythmic Russian gymnast.

And on top of all those skills is a blond bombshell that makes us wish we were chalk boys…or something. But were not, so we did what we do best–a wall of split-rific pics of the all around awesomeness that is Nastia Liukin. And now, The Ass-ential Nastia Liukin.

#8 The Ass-ential Alicia Sacramone

Despite her tragic falls last night in the fight for the gold against the uber-jail-bait Chinese gymnastics team (who won), 20-year-old Alicia Sacramone is still our favorite high-flying hottie. She’s cute as can be, and fills out the spandex better than any other gymnast in Beijing this year–maybe ever. Oh, and did we mention that she’s a total badass?

To properly honor this flexible hottie, we’ve put together the one-stop-shop for all the Sacramone sexiness this side of the Great Wall with The Ass-ential Alicia Sacramone. Maybe the US team came in second yesterday, but Alicia and her bodacious butt have already earned their gold.

#7 COED’s Comprehensive Guide to Naked Olympians

Nothing combines the beauty and athletic prowess of the Olympic Games like female athletes showing off their finely tuned bodies without the unnecessary hindrance of clothing. To celebrate the awesomeness of these perfect human specimens, we’ve compiled the quintessential collection of every Olympian to ever strip off her uniform.

In the years to come, we hope to see the likes of Lolo Jones, Almudena Cid, Cat Osterman, Jenn Stuczynski, Alona Bondarenko, Rita Dravucz, Yelena Isinbayeva, and of course, Alison Stokke. But for now, we’ll just have to settle for the 36 who’ve already helped the Games by showing us all exactly what they’re made of.

#6 The Definitive 25 Sexiest Sportscasters

In the world of sports, you have the athletes and then you have the female sportscasters. Not only do these vixens of stats and plays deliver awesome (and sometimes hilarious) sideline reporting and interviews, they add a woman’s touch to an ugly man’s world, making it all worthwhile–even when your team loses. From a sea of beauty, brains and braun, we’ve narrowed down the field of these mic-holding honeys. So sit back, grab a beer, and get read for the Top 25 Sexiest Sportscasters.

#5 The 52 Best Natural Breasts of All-Time

If you haven’t noticed, we here at COED love women. We couldn’t live without them – neither could you. Another thing you might not have noticed is that October is National Breast Cancer Awareness Month. Since we much prefer the lovely ladies of the world happy, healthy and whole, we thought we’d help out.

In addition to donating, what’s a better way to help celebrate this important month than by sorting through all the greatest sweater kittens from history to bring you the 52 Best Natural Breasts of All-Time? Answer: There isn’t one.

#4 Sexy Halloween Costumeless

Every dude (except this one) loves Halloween for one reason and one reason only – super slutty costumes that show a lot of skin. But this year, it’s time to take things to the next level: costume-less.

Instead of dressing up to show less, why not cut to the chase and just paint the damn thing on? Luckily for us all, that’s exactly what these lovely ladies have done. Sure, it might get a bit cold on trick-or-treat night, but something tells us both the tricks and the treats are going to be hell of a lot better if this trend catches on.

A note to all you “employees” out there, this one is mildly NSFW. Yes, these women are “naked.” But if the nipple isn’t nipple-colored, then is it really nude? We say no, but your boss might say yes. So don’t be a dumbass – think before clicking on this one – and don’t say we didn’t warn you.  Happy Halloween!

#3 Top 25 Sexiest Female Athletes of 2007

These girls can out-run you, out-swim you; shut you down in a game of full-court b-ball, ski faster and jump higher than you ever will. They have physical prowess in their respective sport, and unlike 99% of the other girls in their league are incredibly nice to look at!

Without further ado, here are the Top 25 Sexiest Female Athletes of 2007. Check out each girl’s gallery and vote in the poll for your top choice.

#2 The 20 Sexiest Photo Collections of 2007

Along with sex-tapes, scandalous pictures of hot celebrities were all the rage in 2007, culminating with the following 20 photo collections.

Some of the sexy photo collections on display are from print magazines (one of which introduced Megan Fox to the world) and Hollywood red-carpet events; but the majority were made infamous because the candid shots were not intended for the internet (we’re looking at you, Lindsay Lohan, Vanessa Hudgens and Antonella Barba).

#1 Hot for Teacher: 18 Sexiest Sex Offenders

It has to be said: female school teachers are the new male Catholic priests.

Sexual offenses committed by female teachers is at its peak, much like the libidos of the accused. While male teachers are (rightfully) lambasted for their sexual misconduct, women seem to get off much easier – literally and figuratively. And why, you ask? The answer is simple: older women seducing younger men is part of our culture, like it or not. Just ask Mrs. Robinson, or Stifler’s Mom.

South Park touched on the subject in “Miss Teacher Bangs a Boy,” where Kyle’s little brother Ike has an affair with his Kindergarten teacher. The cops in the episode have a field day with the case, exclaiming “niiiiiiiiice” after hearing about the teacher’s naughty secret. Their point, however blurry, was well taken: everybody loves a sexed-up authoritative figure, within reason.

My point and solution? Horny teachers should wait, ever so patiently, until their prey graduates. If you’re into kids, you deserve to be locked up; if you’re into being the older lady for kicks, play your cards right, don’t break the law, and have at it like a jackrabbit.

We here at COED do not condone sexual misconduct by any means, unless said means consist of hot, willing and able teachers getting down with young studs. Just kidding…?

Welp, it’s Monday, again, and you know what that means! Another Week In Re-Boob! We’ve got all the hottest galleries the interweb has to offer. So don’t worry if you missed any of last week’s skintastic sexiness, we’ve got you completely covered. You might want to take a deep breath before diving into this one

Neither I nor the guys at Barstool Sports have any idea who this girl is but she is smokin’ hot.

Click if you want to see 19 more pictures like the one above!

Friday, October 31st, 2008

FHM High Street Honeys 2009: The Most Important Election of Your Life

Local British hotties don’t get the respect and awe that they deserve. We all know about the Keeleys, Lucys and the pre-crack Amy Winehouses – but what about the local talent that can be found on London’s famed High Street? So much stock is put into America’s “Girl Next Door” mystique, but for those of us who have not traveled abroad, we have FHM to thank for schooling us about the best side of British culture.

MTV Launches New Music Site, Censors Music

MTV has hit the nail on the head with their new music video website launched earlier this week.

Think of MTVmusic.com as Hulu for music videos – currently offering thousands of embeddable music videos ranging from Gun’s and Roses’ classics to the newest Rihanna releases, MTV plans on offering the most complete music video archive on the interweb.

Sexy Halloween Costume-less Revisited

Hells yes, it’s Halloween… and if you’re like us, you’re still trying to figure out what the ‘ef’ to wear. Now, you can try your luck on some make-shift, last-minute costume idea or you can follow the lead of these lovely ladies and forgo the costume all together. (NOTE FROM THE EDITOR: We do not recommend or condone body painting for dudes unless you are a professional rodeo clown or wrestler.)

Thursday, October 30th, 2008

Carolina Hooters Girls Got The Best of John Daly

Last night golf’s bad boy John Daly was found outside a North Carolina Hooters drunk and unconscious.

Winston-Salem police and paramedics tended to Daly but he but was considered uncooperative to their assistance. The drunk and disorderly d-bag was hauled off to the clink to sober up and was released without an arrest record or any pending charges. Must be nice.

The Four Steps To Pulling Off A Successful High Five

In my opinion there is nothing worse than an awkward high-five.

A successful high-five is comprised of four components that are all equally important and make a successful high-five more difficult to pull off than one would think.

Halloween In Vegas… Baby!

Want to see as many half-naked ladies as possible for Halloween without holding a fist full of $1 bills? Well, book yourself a ticket to Las Vegas, cause Sin City’s gots it goin’ on. Sure, Vegas is always 10 lbs of Hos in a 5 lb paper sack, but on Halloween weekend the chicks are so sick it’s whack. What else would you expect? It’s Halloween in Vegas…Baby!

48 Hollywood Horror Movie Hotties

Barstool Sports counts down the 48 sexiest horror movie hotties.

If you are frightened by hot girls with little or no clothes then do not click this link.

Wednesday, October 29th, 2008

Cosmo Magazine Through a Guy’s Eye

Every month women flock to newsstands to pick up their Bible. It is a woman’s source of knowledge for fashion, dating, and sex. Why do we as men care? We care because Cosmo is telling your woman how to treat you, dress for you, and sleep with you.

In a recent article Cosmo instructs women on how to ask guys out. Here are a few of the passages from this article and how we as guys feel about it.

Colt McCoy’s Girlfriend Rachel Glandorf Bikini Pics

Last week we gave you the skinny on Colt McCoy’s sexy significant other Rachel Glandorf. We scoured the web for days on end, but the only pics we could uncover of this lovely lass were screen and head shots from her local TV gig and Baylor track and field team page. Well fortunately for you, our friends at deadspin have found the goods we’ve all been looking for. And I think it’s fair to say, Ms. Glandorf does a bikini good.

Miss COED: Erika Nicole

Erika Nicole is one of the hotties Phillies fans on Earth and we assume she is pulling for her team to win the World Series tonight. In our MLB Playoff Preview: Hot Fans Edition Erika beat out the Brewers fan by 96% of the vote… a pretty commanding win if you ask me.

According to her Myspace page Erika loves the sound of the ocean and hanging out at her Nana’s house.

What Is With All These Bullsh*t Retirements?

The point here is that sports, political, and entertainment retirements have been bullshit since Teddy Roosevelt decided he wanted a third term as president in 1911. Sure, Michael Jordan’s feel-good comeback story only added to his mystique, but now it seems as if there is a new cheap retirement publicity stunt being pulled every other week.

Just today Joaquin Phoenix has officially quit Hollywood to focus on music and although he did an amazing job playing Johnny Cash in Walk the Line by judging from past celebrity musicians this new career move will not pan out and he’ll be back.

Tuesday, October 28th, 2008

Eagles of Death Metal Want To Give You A Free ‘Heart On’ and Cockring

Listen up all you sex craved, music loving men and women out there! Eagles of Death Metal dropped their new album, Heart On today, and are hitting the road. This calls for a celebration, one that involves free sex toys and free music!

Like some of us here at Coed, you may be lacking a significant other and have the heavy burden of taking care of your needs solo, or you could just be having boring sex with the same person and need a little spice in your life. Don’t worry, we feel your pain and want to help get you off.

Monday, October 27th, 2008

Hot-Ass Hollywood Cougar Tails

Like single-malt scotch, the cougar is a savory taste that has peaked mainstream interest as of late. The cougar should be feared and respected, but most importantly -admired. The transition from Hollywood hottie to seasoned cougar is an arduous road that few can make. Those ladies that do make it, however, deserve all of the love and affection that we don on them. So without further ado, we give you Hot-Ass Hollywood Cougar Tails.

Heisman Showdown: Colt McCoy vs. Graham Harrell

At this point in the season is pretty obvious to any casual college fan that the undefeated Texas Longhorn’s are unstoppable.

If he keeps it up, quarterback Colt McCoy will be a shoe-in for the 2008 Heisman Trophy (oh yeah, he’s got hot girlfriend too) and in the more immediate future the Longhorns look to roll past Heisman hopeful Graham Harrell’s 8-0, #8 ranked Texas Tech next Saturday in a Big 12 rival battle for the ages.

Top 5 NBA Players Likely To Have Breakout Seasons

With the 2008-09 NBA season set to begin this week, COED is doing its best to prepare fans with what to watch for during the new season (besides the NBA cheerleaders). Our first look into the league will identify the top five youngsters who are primed to bust out this season and put up bigger numbers than expected. Without further adieu, the top 5 players you can expect a breakout season from.

Hells yes, it’s Halloween… and if you’re like us, you’re still trying to figure out what the ‘ef’ to wear. Now, you can try your luck on some make-shift, last-minute costume idea or you can follow the lead of these lovely ladies and forgo the costume all together. (NOTE FROM THE EDITOR: We do not recommend or condone body painting for dudes unless you are a professional rodeo clown or wrestler.)

Check Out The Sexy Halloween Costume-less Girls Here

A while back COED went on a five-week, 16 campus national tour and one of our stops was the University of Wisconsin – Madison. In this video our roving reporter Yang Miller disrupts the University of Wisconsin, Madison – asking folks “What are you going to be for Halloween?” Pretty… Pretty… funny!

Want to see as many half-naked ladies as possible for Halloween without holding a fist full of $1 bills?  Well, book yourself a ticket to Las Vegas, cause Sin City’s gots it goin’ on. Sure, Vegas is always 10 lbs of Hos in a 5 lb paper sack, but on Halloween weekend the chicks are so sick it’s whack.  What else would you expect? It’s Halloween in Vegas…Baby!

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Kenny George, 7-7 UNC-Ashville Center, Has Right Foot Amputated

UNC Asheville’s Kenny George, at 7-foot-7 the nation’s tallest college basketball player, will not play this year amid reports part of his right foot was amputated.

George needed surgery after contracting a staph infection, the Asheville Citizen-Times reported. ESPN.com said the 22-year-old player had surgery three weeks ago and is expected to remain in an Iowa hospital for at least another month. [SI]

Where Will These Scandalous Five College Students Be In Five Years?

People fade and they fade fast. It’s just the nature of the news. A story generally lasts a week at best and then people file the story away only to be forgotten shortly thereafter. And most times we don’t really get wind of some fantastic college scandals that hit the news rags.

But there are 5 in particular that seem to be popular (if only for that one week) that I’d like to revisit in some time. And the reason is that I think these people are going to be doing some interesting things…..or not.

Here are 5 students who I’ll be curious about in five years. [Uncoached]

Halloween Costumes On A Student’s Budget

As the Halloween draws closer, it seems like you can’t walk a block without seeing a Halloween-themed window display or a temporary costume store. Unfortunately, if you come to those places looking for an interesting, decent-looking costume, you will probably have to shell out quite a bit of money. A trip to a major chain store would yield the same results. But don’t despair. It’s still possible to find creative costumes without putting too much strain on your wallet. You just need to know where to look. [Chicago Flame]

One of the sexiest Gravure models from Japan, Kana Tsugihara is a 22 year-old Sabra model from Tokyo, who’s so hot it makes us wonder if living in the West is a good decision. She has dozens of DVDs on the market and has also been hired to help promote Xbox in Japan. But something tells us she could promote anything, anywhere, and sales would go up.

Saturday October 18th

November Playmate Grace Kim Is A Guitar Hero Hottie

Crank up the tunes bro! Los Angeles native and standout in COED’s Amasian list Grace Kim is Playboy’s Playmate of the Month for November 2008.

Not only is Grace a 919 on COED’s Area Code Rating System but she’s nerd-dream revealing in the November issue, which is on magazine stands now, she is a Guitar Hero fanatic.

Sports to Share With Your Girl

There seems to be a mindset that sports should be reserved for guy time only. Commercials, television, and movies portray the sports world as a guys-only realm. But sometimes there’s just not enough time to split everything up – especially without pissing off your girlfriend. So here are a few sports that you and your lady can enjoy together.

Friday, October 17th

Super Sexy Sweater Kittens

With the cool winds of fall flowing down from the North, it’s time to say goodbye to the cleavage-rific tank-top days of summer and warmly welcome the fulfilling fall days of delectable sweater kittens (also known as sweater puppies). Sure, they might not show the skin allowed during the balmy months, but with the right combination of softness, tightness and puff, you’re guaranteed for some full-frontal goodness.

College Football Week Eight: Cheerleader Edition

It’s almost the weekend and that means you’re only hours from sitting on your couch, eating bags of Doritos and watching as much football as your beer-addled brain can handle. And if it doesn’t mean that, you’re doing something wrong with your life. To prepare you for this week’s game line-up, we’ve put together a prediction run-down of all the big games, all with the help of some sexy cheerleaders. Hut, hut, HIKE!

Vide-O-gazm: Creepy Real-Life Cabbage Patch Kid

There’s a lot going on in the Internet video world today. First we’ve got a real-life Cabbage Patch Kid, which has to be on of the most frightening things I’ve ever seen. Then there’s Mark Wahlberg saying that he’s going to punch Andy Samberg in his “big nose.” The SNL people proved that they’re still not that funny. Lil’ O’Reilly continues to make us laugh our asses off. Presidential candidates Barack Obama and John McCain roasting each other at the Alfred E. Smith dinner in New York, last night. Katy Perry busts her ass on a cake. A little kid is freaked out by lobsters. The Killers release a new video and a stock trader gets pranked on the exchange floor.

Thursday, October 16th

Kicking Off The 2008 Beer Pong Tournament Season

Maybe it’s because the World Series of Beer Pong (entering its fourth season) is starting to catch on, or maybe it’s because people really, really enjoy organized drinking – but beer pong tournaments are becoming the next hot thing amongst the college bunch.

Cheerleader Showdown VII

As you all know, we here at COED love these peppy ladies more than life itself (except the part of life that involves cheerleaders, of course). So get ready for our seventh installment of Cheerleader Showdown!

From Porn to Star: Sasha Grey Lands Lead Role in Soderbergh’s The Girlfriend Experience

Since we last ran into Sasha Grey at eXXXotica New York, big things have happened for the beautiful brunette porn star. The super-sexy knob-hobber has landed the lead role in filmmaker Steven Soderbergh’s upcoming indie flick, The Girlfriend Experience. Soderbergh’s previous films include Sex, Lies and Videotape, Erin Brockovich and the Ocean’s Eleven franchise.

I Scissored Sarah Palin

This picture from Wednesday’s Presidential debate at Hofstra University is already so perfect that I’m afraid I’m going to say something to f**k it up. So let’s just let this one speak for itself.  UPDATE: This is what “scissoring” is, for the two of you who don’t already know….

Miss COED: Jenny Poussin

When it comes to blond and busty, bikini model Jenny Poussin takes the cake. She’s landed herself in the pages of magazines like American Curves, Esquire and Maxim. And she also “pretends to act,” appearing in various TV shows and movies as the “busty blond.” See, we told you she has that category on lock.

Wednesday, October 15th

Girls of The Hofstra Presidential Debate ‘08

The last debate of the 2008 Presidential election is over, and we’re headed into the homestretch of this long and arduous political process. Both candidates had their moments to shine tonight, and Joe Plumber is suddenly a national celebrity.  But the real winners of tonight is you, because we made the trek to Hofstra University, and caught all of New York’s hottest voters out to support their candidate. So get ready to see the sexier side of the debate – this year, politics is HOT!

Wicked Hot Wife Beater Babes

Women always seem to think that to look hot, they have to either get really dressed-up or completely strip down. And don’t get us wrong, those are both sexy as hell. But most of the time, the simplest outfit in the world can blow a $1000 dress out of the water. And at the top of this list is the ever-lovely wife beater. And if you ask us, all any woman ever needs to wear to blow us fellas out the water is one of these bodacious tank tops, a pair of yoga pants and a smile. Anything more is a waste.

In Maryland, Orange Pumpkins = Kid-Touchers

In a half-assed attempt to keep children from having contact with violent and child sex offenders this Halloween, Maryland is requiring 1,200 felons in the state to put up a poster of a, get this, orange pumpkin, to be the ‘Scarlet Letter’ warning to parents and children not to trick-or-treat at that house.

Four Reasons You Should Go To Singapore

FHM’s World of Women is back!  Winter break is only weeks away. Looking to explore the globe with your time off? Maybe you should check out Singapore.  They recently gave us four reasons to visit Croatia and now FHM has four reasons why this Asian hot-spot should be on your vacation short list.

Tuesday, October 14th

Florida Tail-Gators: Florida/LSU Weekend

COED was busy this past weekend with tons and tons of college-style drinkin’, having attended both the World’s Largest Flip Cup Tournament in NYC and the 100 Man Beer Bong tailgate party in Gainesville, FL, home of the University of Florida, for the LSU Tigers vs UF’s Gators.

COED Vault: Sexiest Rock Star Spawn

This past weekend, Lisa Marie Presley, daughter of Elvis Presley, gave birth to two twin daughters, Finley and Harper, so you’re going to have to wait another 18 years before you see either of them show up on this Site. But don’t fret! Lisa Marie’s ridiculously hot 19-year-old daughter, Riley Keough already sits atop our Sexiest Rock Star Spawn list. So if Riley is any indication – which she most certainly is – the wait will be well worth it.

The World’s Largest Flip Cup Tournament: NYC

Last Saturday afternoon (Oct. 11), at a bar in lower Manhattan, a hoard of heavy drinkers took their spots around the table to prove themselves masters in the World’s Largest Flip Cup Tournament. Hosted by the Flip Cup Guys, the WLFCT consisted of 64 teams from 10 different states and Canada, each competing for an all-expenses-paid trip to Jamaica. After a lot of drinking, cursing and failed dreams, DC-area team, the Two Finger Fanatics flipped their way to victory and a well-worth it hang-over.

Monday, October 13th

Breast Test: How To Tell If She Has Fake Boobs

After posting our 52 Best Natural Breasts of All-Time, much debate erupted over whose lady lumps were real and who’s were more fake than a campaign promise. To some, the difference between real breasts and fake breasts couldn’t be more obvious. But with advances in plastic surgery, it’s getting harder and harder for anyone to tell the difference. Still, a few details exist that can expose which one’s are all-natural and which were made in a factory. So read on and never be fooled again!

The Week In Re-Boob: Oct. 6th – 12th

Welp, it’s Monday, again, and you know what that means! Another Week In Re-Boob! We’ve got all the hottest galleries the interweb has to offer. So don’t worry if you missed any of last week’s skintastic sexiness, we’ve got you completely covered. You might want to take a deep breath before diving into this one.

Getting Caught: Deny, Deny, Deny

I tend to think of myself as a Jedi Cocksman – someone who could navigate my way through any girl drama, at any time, in any forum. Please meet my friend Jay in the above photo. Being my friend, I “hid” his face, but I think the expression of the faces of the accompanying ladies speaks to the particular situation that Jay found himself this past Saturday night.

In a half-assed attempt to keep children from having contact with violent and child sex offenders this Halloween, Maryland is requiring 1,200 felons in the state to put up a poster of a, get this, orange pumpkin, to be the ‘Scarlet Letter’ warning to parents and children not to trick-or-treat at that house.

Granted, the sign also says “No Candy at This Residence,” but you’d think something slightly more threatening might be in order when the safety of children is on the line. Like, you know, maybe a poster of an adult attacking a kid, or at least a scary goblin or something, if they’re going to insist on the warnings doubling as a holiday decoration. Not to mention all the other, non kid-touching people with all types of orange pumpkin decorations all over their houses. (more…)

Every dude (except this one) loves Halloween for one reason and one reason only – super slutty costumes that show a lot of skin. But this year, it’s time to take things to the next level: costume-less.

Instead of dressing up to show less, why not cut to the chase and just paint the damn thing on? Luckily for us all, that’s exactly what these lovely ladies have done. Sure, it might get a bit cold on trick-or-treat night, but something tells us both the tricks and the treats are going to be hell of a lot better if this trend catches on.

A note to all you “employees” out there, this one is mildly NSFW. Yes, these women are “naked.” But if the nipple isn’t nipple-colored, then is it really nude? We say no, but your boss might say yes. So don’t be a dumbass – think before clicking on this one – and don’t say we didn’t warn you.  Happy Halloween!

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