With Halloween mere hours away, most of you are probably balls deep into some serious pre-game action. But regardless of whether you’ve had your costume picked out for months, or are scrambling for ideas, or just want to check out the sweetest Halloween action the Internet has to offer, we’ve got you covered with Halloween-Gazm: The 51 Best Halloween Links on The Internet. Now, go scare the crap out of someone before it’s too late. (more…)

With Farrah Fawcett, Patrick Swayze, Billy Mays, David Carradine, Walter Cronkite, DJ AM and Michael Jackson all having died in the past year, we already know this Halloween is going to be literally filled with dead celebrities. And that’s all fine and good. But if you want your costume to really be offensive, you’re going to have to get creative. Here are the 15 Most Offensive Halloween Costumes.  (more…)

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Every dude (except this one) loves Halloween for one reason and one reason only – super slutty costumes that show a lot of skin. But this year, it’s time to take things to the next level: costume-less.

Instead of dressing up to show less, why not cut to the chase and just paint the damn thing on? Luckily for us all, that’s exactly what these lovely ladies have done. Sure, it might get a bit cold on trick-or-treat night, but something tells us both the tricks and the treats are going to be hell of a lot better if this trend catches on.

A note to all you “employees” out there, this one is mildly NSFW. Yes, these women are “naked.” But if the nipple isn’t nipple-colored, then is it really nude? We say no, but your boss might say yes. So don’t be a dumbass – think before clicking on this one – and don’t say we didn’t warn you.  Happy Halloween!

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Is Halloween a time to dress up goofy and scary or scandalous and slutty? COED breaks down the male species on this most unpredictable of holidays.

Click on an outfit to see what each Halloween costume reveals about your inner self.

Face it: you suck at buying or preparing a quality costume for Halloween. It happens.

To make matters worse you are the third-wheel to an “adorable couple” who are 100% in tandem with their costumes, making you even lamer by comparison.

In the event you want to ditch the couples on Halloween night you still have your friends to worry about. The vast majority of them are too douchy to even attempt wearing a costume for fear it will make them look lame in front of scantily-clad chicks – which of course they already do.

What to do?

You gotta be crafty.

You gotta look your best for the ladies on the most scandalous of nights.

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Halloween is 23 days away!

COED counts down the top 5 sexy but overused Halloween costumes of all time. At every party you attend plan on seeing at least 10 girls wearing the following.

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