New Year’s Eve, the sh*tty spin-off to Valentine’s Day, releases today (12/9). I know of 1 person who’s looking forward to it, and it’s my female roommate. The girls in the office have no intention of hitting up the theater. In fact, we’re all wondering how something like this gets made after the travesty that was V-Day. Is it really just an excuse to hang out with other stars? How about you do that on your own time? Oh, because it rakes in millions at the box office F*ck. Well, if you do get dragged to it, at least you can eye hump the A-list T&A. Check out their sexiest pics after the jump.

Unless you’re into some pretty weird stuff, my guess is that you don’t enjoy looking at pictures of your favorite celebrities when they’re pregnant. Sure, they’re chests are a little bigger – but that comes with a price. And stretch marks. Yes, even celebrities have to face the downsides of having children (although they usually literally work their @sses off afterwards). That’s why we’ve pulled together a great gallery of the sexiest celebrity mothers before they had children. Amazing abs: RIP. Check out the celebrity hotties and their pre-pregnant bodies after the jump!

The Daily Snapshot is our round up of the hottest girls on the internet. Today’s edition highlights Estella Warren’s 20 hottest photos ever, sexy bikini girls setting the record for most people showering, some pretty epic sideboobage, Halle Berry wrestling with her bikini on the beach, the 30 fastest hot girls, Candice Swanepoel’s beach photoshoot, Michelle Trachtenburg’s all grown-up, Tiffany Toth does girl on girl with Jessica Vaugn, and a hot chick messing with a flamethrower. Check the hot pics after the jump!

August 14th was Halle Berry’s birthday. The former fashion model, beauty queen, and actress turned 45 years young, which is hard to believe considering she looks way hotter than most college freshman. The Oscar winner has two films scheduled for release in 2011 – the star laden romantic comedy “New Year’s Eve” and the thriller “Dark Tide” – along with the comedy “Movie 43″ due in 2012. Hef named her one of Playboy’s Sexiest Celebrities of 2011 and it’s easy to see why: she shows no signs of aging. Maybe she’s one of those aliens from The Event. Check out this superhuman’s hottest pics after the jump.

You’ve gotta hand it to these women, they’re really taking the phrase ‘wife beater’ back. I often think that the best thing a hottie can wear is something ridiculously simple because a sexy girl is going to look sexy, straight up. Bells and whistles only distract from t*ts and @ss. A simple tee or wifebeater on a chick also reminds me of seeing a girl in the morning, which is obviously a good thing. Check out these unfairly hot chicks keeping it simple. And hot. Really, really f*cking hot.

The term “cougar” first came to prominence  in the early to mid 2000s. At first, it was considered taboo and derogatory, carrying with it a negative connotation. However, many cougs decided to own the word and the attitude. The idea is nothing new, there have been plenty of “May-December” relationships in pop culture, but the term has sparked a renewed interest in them. Thanks to hot actresses aged 35-50, being a cougar is now ‘cool’. But, who are the hottest? Check out our list to find out then vote for your favorite in our poll after the jump.

It’s prom season, y’all. You know what that means – horrible bronzing, butchered hair cuts, super fake eyelashes, ghetto fabulous dresses, and those boss tuxedos from Dumb & Dumber. If you’ve ever hung out with a girl you know about Us magazine and their feature called, “Celebs – just like us!”, which drives regular Joes like us f***ing insane. Why chicks like seeing pics of celebs doing normal every day sh*t is beyond me. Anyway, turns out celebrities ALSO WENT TO PROM JUST LIKE US!!!! OMG!!! WTF!1!1!1!1 Some of these pics are pretty hilarious. So, I guess now we can finally put those rumors of celebrities being genetically engineered super robot aliens to rest. See the gallery after the jump!

The 1999 film American Pie, and more specifically Stifler’s Mom, introduced us to the MILF (Mother I’d Like to F**k). Since then it has only become more mainstream. Whether it be a celebrity, your friend’s mom, or even your mom (whoa), we all know a MILF. What better way to celebrate Mother’s Day than with some smoking hot, celebrity moms. Check out our rankings then vote in our poll after the jump!

Every year, Mr. Hefner releases a list of his sexiest celebrities, usually in the March or April issue of Playboy. This year’s list featured a wide variety of women – from young up-and-comers to timeless actresses, musical stalwarts to reality TV vixens. If Hef’s annual list proves anything, it’s that The Man appreciates all women - tall, short, voluptuous, curvaceous, lean or statuesque. Some of his picks might surprise you, but then that’s just Hef’s game. See the full list, check out their pics, and vote for who you think is Hef’s sexiest celeb after the bunny hop!

Since its inaugural year in 2001, AskMen’s rankings of the “Top 99 Most Desirable Women” features female stars their readers favor the most based upon attributes men want in a companion. After more than 5 million votes, their 10th annual list revealed a blend of fresh, new faces along with seasoned veterans like Gisele Bundchen and Angelina Jolie who’ve made it onto all 10 editions. Beyoncé emerged as “Woman of the Decade” by ranking high on the list nine times, making it to No. 1 in 2007. Read more after the jump!

He wanted you to show him the blueprints. He asked if you could spare some timber. And he’s absolutely mindf**ked you the bejesus out of you with his past two theatrical releases. In short, Leo does what he wants when he wants, no questions asked. He’s one of the most versatile actors in cinema and quite possibly the best actor of his generation.

Growing up is hard. Especially when you’re famous at a very early age. Many child actors are unable to lead a normal childhood and turn to the fast lane, Hollywood lifestyle of drugs and booze. Some, like Drew Barrymore, are able to pull out of the tailspin, some fade into oblivion (to the dismay of their fans), and others look like they’ve never aged! Hell, you might be watching a child star on your TV or in the theater later and not even know it! So, buckle up, hop in our DeLorean, ‘cuz we’re doin’ a little time travel with these “Then and Now” pics of famous faces.

Adrien Brody, 37, whose recent sci-fi film “Predators” will be released on DVD and Blu-ray this week, is not only a great actor, but he’s a solid dude. We’ve compiled a brief list outlining reasons why he rocks the Kasbah.

Unless you’re Osama Bin Laden, you’ve probably noticed everyone’s wearing a lot more pink than usual. Even NFL teams that played this weekend donned pink gloves, chinstraps, hats, or cleats. It’s all part of an effort to raise awareness for breast cancer. Since October is Breast Cancer Awareness Month, we’d like to call attention to this extremely important issue by saluting the best breasts of all-time. When you’re done drooling, GET INVOLVED AND DONATE!

As What Would Tyler Durden Do points out, Smallville began its 10th season earlier this week so the CW sent out pics of Laura Vandervoort as Supergirl. Though Laura is super hot, we wondered what other super sexy celebrities would look like in the Supergirl outfit. It didn’t take us long to find legions of photoshopped fakes featuring your favorite femme fatales in the good old blue, red, and gold. We’ve never been more jealous of the letter, ‘S’. Up, up, and away!