Being a native of the great state of Texas, football is life (and to quote the cheesy t-shirt) and the rest is just details. As a true football fanatic I have lived for the great, glorious days of fall so that I may relive my own time in the limelight while watching another enjoy his. However, as a fanatic, there are things that I feel I must do before the time runs out in the fourth quarter that is my life and my game ends (besides pray for extended overtime); none of them are necessarily easy, and may not be possible. That’s why they are special; call it my Football Fan’s Bucket List.

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