To be honest, I don’t remember my first haircut. But, if I had to guess, I probably cried like a little b*tch. Nowadays, when I get my hair did, the slow hum of the electric razor makes me fall asleep. It’s probably why my ‘do looks like doo doo. Anyways, while most people might see these pics and say, “awwwww”, we’re straight up laughing our assess off. We think you’ll do the same. Check out the lol pics after the jump.

Nothing is more destructive to a person’s ego than a bad haircut. You can only pull off the “what, I just really like this hat” off for so long before people start to question what’s going on. But these people are cut from a different cloth. They wear these haircuts by choice and display them with honor and pride. The result is sometimes disturbing, but almost always hilarious.

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Our friends over at Deadspin uncovered a pretty priceless video clip of the recently named Republican Vice-Presidential Candidate Sarah Palin… as a 24-year-old sports broadcaster named Sarah Heath.
It was 1988 and mullets weren’t just the do of choice for hockey players and country singers, but beloved and desired by all, men and women alik… Click to read more

Kimbo Slice is perhaps the nastiest street fighting ass-kicker in the history of Planet Earth. A towering, muscle-bound felon with a scary-ass mug…Kimbo is the man that will haunt your dreams after watching these videos.

Check out the vicious beat downs after the jump!… Click to read more

Don’t shoot the messenger! I’m not the one calling the deceased Pope John Paul II a flamer – the Vatican is. (Telegraph)
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Be Paris “Princess in Prison” Hilton this Halloween season (dumb-as-bricks demeanor not included – you have to supply that yoursel… Click to read more