Unless you’re into some pretty weird stuff, my guess is that you don’t enjoy looking at pictures of your favorite celebrities when they’re pregnant. Sure, they’re chests are a little bigger – but that comes with a price. And stretch marks. Yes, even celebrities have to face the downsides of having children (although they usually literally work their @sses off afterwards). That’s why we’ve pulled together a great gallery of the sexiest celebrity mothers before they had children. Amazing abs: RIP. Check out the celebrity hotties and their pre-pregnant bodies after the jump!

The 63rd annual primetime Emmys were last night (9/18) and we gotta say Jane Lynch was pretty stellar. We don’t watch Glee but we might have to tune in if she’s pumping out gems like she did at the ceremony. That opening number was awesome. We’re pretty sure you could boost any show’s ratings with a double dose injection of Lynch. She should probably get her own show. Anyway, other than the impromptu Miss Universe-esque act pulled off by the Best Lead Actress nominees, there wasn’t much in terms of entertainment. Other than the new Charlie’s Angels presenting Best Male Lead in a Drama to Coach Taylor, there wasn’t much eye candy either (unless you like low-cut “cleavage” dresses that exposed bony chest-plates). Or so you thought! We’ve got photos from the red hot red carpet below. Check ‘em out then let us know who the sexiest girl is in the comments after the jump.

In today’s edition of Wrap It Up, the dog killer says the NFL forced him to sign with the Eagles in an interview with GQ, Georgetown throws down with China on the basketball court, Michael Irvin chimes in on Nevin Shapiro, Terrelle Pryor’s eligible for the draft but there’s a catch, Gawker runs down the 50 worst states in America, Betty White’s the most trusted celebrity, David Letterman’s life is threatened by jihadists, Gywneth Paltrow was a hero on 9/11, and much more. Check out teh sh*t we should’ve published after the jump!

Wrap It Up is our end of the day daily feature in which we highlight the internet’s best pics, vids, posts, stories, and headlines. Today’s items include Facebook founder Mark Zuckerberg joining Google Plus, the Russian women’s soccer team playing in bikinis, Lebron James dunking on a junior high school kid, MIchael Jordan’s love letter from when he was 18, Pam Anderson’s high school volleyball photo, Sara Jean Underwood’s naked bike ride, Gwyneth Paltrow topless, Shia LaBeouf calling Justin Bieber Frank Sinatra, Obama’s a d*ck and much more. Check out the sh*t we should’ve published after the jump.

Those Little goddam Fockers were #1 at the box office again just beating out Fockers With Guns aka True Grit by a little over $1 million. This week’s entries feature Nic Cage as The Witch Transporter, Gwyneth Paltrow as a country singer, and Ryan Gosling as a happy husband, that bastard. Check out our previews of films releasing in theaters this weekend after the jump!

COED’s Most Anticipated Movies of 2010 hailed the film adaptation of “Arrested Development” as the most eagerly awaited release for this past year. So, what makes us want to see a movie? It could be our admiration for certain actors or directors, or it could be as simple as a bad-ass poster or tagline. Whatever the case may be, we’ve combed Variety’s Film Release Chart for the movies releasing in 2011 that could be on your “Best Of” list come this time next year. Without further ado, COED presents our list of the Most Anticipated Movies of 2011. See the full list after the jump!

COED’s Most Anticipated Movies of 2010 hailed the film adaptation of “Arrested Development” as the most eagerly awaited release. Talk about your all-time c*cktease. Looking at this year’s tentative slate of box office hopefuls, you might think Hollywood is unoriginal. Even with with Rosie Huntington-Whiteley replacing Megan Fox, Transformers 3 has no chance of erasing the soiled diaper that was Revenge of the Fallen.

Daydream on Palm Street starring Rorschach took the top spot at last weekend’s frame while Brendan Fraser’s Hairy Revenge saw a stampede of other releases crush his CGI famcom. This weekend’s new entries include the year’s top-grossing film (called it!), and a whole mess of babies and straight cash, homey. Here’s the rundown unfortunately not starring The Rock…