July 30, 2008
- 3:50 pm
By Lauren - U Mich
My friend met a great guy last weekend. They hung out at the bar and when it closed he walked her home. When they arrived at her place, they sat on her stoop and talked, flirted, laughed.
It wasn’t until the sun started coming up (and she realized she had to be at her internship in the AM), that they realized how long they had been out there. He took her number, gave her a kiss and went on his merry way. She was excited…until a week went by with no word from him.
She couldn’t understand what happened. I couldn’t help her, either. So, I turned to experts in the field of douchey boys: my guy friends. They have helped before – I was sure they could explain the situation this time, too.
He Said:
When a guy asks a girl for her number and never calls back, a few things might be happening. First, he might have been involved in a fatal beer bong accident, and be buried six-feet under by the time the obligatory three days have passed. But that’s unlikely.
Another, more likely, option is that after he sobered up, he realized that the girl was actually some type of human-beast hybrid and his buddies asked him WTF he was thinking, pretty much eliminating any chance of getting in touch. Or he just forgot he’d gotten the girl’s number altogether until it was too late. Drinking might be a good social lubricant, but it’s not the best ingredient for long-term planning. (more…)
Tags: Beer-bong, beer-bong-accident, cheater, dating, exchanging-numbers, Girls, guys, he-said, phone-number, pick-up, player, relationships, self-esteem, she-said, three-day-rule
July 17, 2008
- 11:50 am
By COED Staff
Another week, another issue to dissect. This week we ask our resident male what he thinks of the infamous Three-Day Rule. Do guys really follow it? Do they really believe it? Should we all put our phones/laptops away for 72 hours until it is “safe” to contact our love interest? Or, just like all rules, is this one meant to be broken?
He Said:
Hmmm. The three-day rule is an interesting phenomenon, and while, like most of these ‘rules,’ I don’t think one needs to hold to it exactly, it does make sense. Basically what you want to do is send a message that you aren’t a completely desperate freak or some over-obsessed ‘I made a doll with your hair’ stalker. This goes for both men and women. Calling right after a date, while direct, says more then just ‘lets get together!’ It says ‘I have nothing to do, ever!’ And that is a warning sign.
One thing that isn’t often mentioned about what we look for in gals is if they have friends and a solid base of activities and hobbies. The last thing we want (assuming we are well-adjusted) is some girl who constantly calls us with updates on her location, what she had for lunch, and what flavor toothpaste she’s considering. We want someone who can go out on a date, have a good time, and then maybe the next day hang out with her friends, or spend some time with their mom, or even just read a book by herself. As someone who values solitude, a girl who likes time alone is very attractive, because it means I will also get time alone. (more…)
Tags: crazy, crush, date, dating, desperate, first-date, Girls, guys, he-said, phonecall, relationships, rules, she-said, three-day-rule
December 10, 2007
- 4:30 pm
By John - USMA
Tags: best-movies-of-2007, College Candy, extreme, fark, film-critics, flying, flying-humans, gifts, guys, ladies, led-zep, NSFW, reunion, trademark, wingsuit
August 31, 2007
- 2:00 pm
By COED Staff
Fill in the blank: the bigger the ______, the better the sex.
Get your minds out of the gutter, guys and gals.
Apparently, a big, healthy brain is the underground key to a steamy sex life.
In a recent article, Dr. Daniel Amen claims that sexâfor the most partâoccurs in the brain, specifically the part of the brain considered âthe seat of orgasmsâ? which he calls âthe B-spot.â? The brain, the biggest and most responsive organ in the body, has the power to intensify your sexual pleasure, according to Amen, an O.C.-based clinical psychiatrist.
Have we spent all this time trying to satisfy the G-spot when the B-spot is really responsible for great sex? Amen would answer in the affirmative. âTo have a great sex life, you have to have a great brain,â? Amen told The Columbus Dispatch.
And what exactly are the characteristics of a âgreat brain?â? Well, brain eminence can be achieved via ordinary good health practices: aerobic exercise and a healthy diet. (more…)