Thanks to the wonders of technology, weapons systems have advanced to the stage where there no longer need to be any moving parts. Furthermore, weapons that the general public knows as “futuristic” are considered yesterday’s news to the shadowy, corporate weapons developers. Our ignorance doesn’t take away from the fact that what these companies have released to the public is completely mind-blowing. It really makes you wonder what kinds of killer merchandise they have in the works right now. All we can show you are five of the most high-tech weapons you wouldn’t believe existed but do — they’re after the jump!

On July 6th, 1947 the AK-47 went into production in the Soviet Union. During the Cold War, it was the weapon of choice for the Soviets and their allies. In 2004, a museum opened in its honor, named after the gun’s designer Mikhail Kalashnikov. It’s probably one of the better known assault rifles ever made – to the point where any novice to the gun trade thinks any and all assault rifles are AK-47s. So, we’ve manufactured this rapid fire gallery of hot chicks toting AK-47s (and other assault rifle models) and offbeat AK-47 themed pics. But, if you’re looking for the weed strain, we know a guy who knows a guy. Check out the p-p-p-p-p-p-pics after the jump.

The Houston Chronicle reports a hearing has been scheduled to discuss a proposed bill that if passed would grant college students and professors the right to carry guns on campus. Supporters say it’s a rights issue and critical for defending oneself and against mass shootings while opponents fear it will lead to more violence. Read our reaction and vote in our poll after the jump.

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After the early success of The Expendables, it’s only natural that word of a sequel is already out. Everyone will have their speculations as to what actors should join the greatest action ensemble ever, including me. Although there are numerous unknowns who’ve cut their teeth in dozens of action flicks, The Expendables 2 deserves more household names and faces to share the explosions and fighting that gave every man with a pair a grin from ear to ear. Hopefully Arnold (if politically possible) and Bruce will get more screen time in the sequel, but the following actors should definitely be considered for major roles regardless.

Sequels, Remakes, Reboots and “Reimaginationings” have been Hollywood’s bread and butter over the past decade, however movies like 2008′s Rambo and Alien vs. Predator wouldn’t exist without the original classics from the decades before it. If you’re a guy and haven’t seen these movies, you better speed, shoot, fight or explode yourself to your local Blockbuster, add them to your Netflix Queue or find them on eBay because they’re all must sees.

So we all know it’s coming at this point, the Zombie Apocalypse is inevitable. The only question now is, do you have the stamina, speed, and intelligence to fend off your neighbors, the mailman, and that hot chick from the gym as they attempt to eat your brains?

These hotties will have you sweating bullets all over your laptop. So, duck!…down behind your computer and do what ever you’d like.

When I was in school, I always thought my teachers lived in their own little world, where dangers were mostly in their minds, and the rules were just something to help maintain their stature. But, holy sh*t! After seeing how many guns you can fit in a pair of Jinco’s (or whatever the hell the kids are wearing these days), I wouldn’t have been such a punkass.

I’m not saying I’m an expert on gun safety or anything, but I do know for a fact that one of the main rules of firearms is: Don’t shoot the gun when it has something lodged in the barrel. Why? It should be obvious. But if you need more proof, watch this…

College students and faculty members with a concealed handgun license would be able to pack their firearms on campus under a bill that the Texas Senate tentatively approved on Tuesday. The measure, passed on a 20-10 vote, was offered by a state senator who said he wants to give Texas students protection against mass shootings such as occurred at Virginia Tech University in 2007.

It’s not everyday you see someone have a near death experience – but you will now! This dude makes a 1000-yard shot with a .50 cal rifle, which then ricochets directly back at him. Needless to say, it’s pretty amazing that this very rare occurance is caught on film – and this guy is damn lucky.

Knob Creek is the home of the largest military weaponry show and machine gun shoot. It’s located, I sh!t you not, in Bullit County Kentucky. This is where good ol’ folks like to blow things up REAL GOOD. I spent a weekend at this blessed event. And here’s some weaponry fun you can have.

Today’s Veteran’s Day. And we could think of no better way to honor those who have served our country with bravery and honor than by combining two of the greatest things in life: sexy chicks and heavy weaponry. We’re not sure what it is, but when a hot girl picks up a firearm, it gets the blood flowing faster than a machine gun burst. If you have… Click to read more