Last night, the Mavs avenged their ’06 Finals loss to the Heat with a decisive Game 6 victory over the Big Three in Miami for their first NBA title. It seems everyone and their Delonte West-banging mother rooted agaisnt the cHeat, painting Lebron, D-Wade, and Bosh like immature, taunting, childish, crybaby super villains. We feel Twitter is always a good measuring stick / barometer for public reaction, so it’s no surprise that #heatlockerroomplaylist is trending. People are more pumped to see the Heat lose than the Mavs win. We sifted through the piles of suggestions to come up with the best of the best. Take a listen then suggest your own in the comments section below our partner links after the jump shot.

Anything Guns and Roses gets my attention, but this video is so good it gets its’ post. I’ve never heard of these guys before, but Sulic and Hauser seem like they know what f*cking time it is. This duo covered ‘Welcome to the Jungle’ on two cellos and tear it up. One of the dudes is playing so hard that his strings started ripping or something. SnH (yeah, that just happened) are like the rock stars of string instruments. I bet they have groupies blowing them in the orchestra pit or something. Check out the video after the jump.

Esquire released their summer playlist of 30 songs every man should listen to this summer. Of the 30 there were a lot of newcomers and up-and-comers mixed in with jams from slightly more recognizable groups. While the suggestions are pretty solid, we felt there are 10 more noteworthy tracks that deserve a spot on your iPod. Check ‘em out after the jump and let us know if WE forgot any in the comments section.

Last week, Wiz Khalifa’s “Black and Yellow” crushed the competition as it garnered 72% of the total votes. This week’s featured songs include joints by Destroyer, Guns N’ Roses, Neon Trees and collaborations from Kanye & Jay-Z and Dr. Dre & Eminem with newcomer Skylar Grey. Read Al Jones’ pics and see the videos after the jump!

With music-based video game franchises like Rock Band and Guitar Hero becoming more niche with their releases (Beatles, Aerosmith, Metallica, etc.) and titles like Michael Jackson: The Experience becoming more prevalent we thought we’d compile a list of other music acts that should make the leap to the digital domain, with some ideas about what kind of game they belong in. Read who made the final cut after the jump!

Growing up is hard. Especially when you’re famous at a very early age. Many child actors are unable to lead a normal childhood and turn to the fast lane, Hollywood lifestyle of drugs and booze. Some, like Drew Barrymore, are able to pull out of the tailspin, some fade into oblivion (to the dismay of their fans), and others look like they’ve never aged! Hell, you might be watching a child star on your TV or in the theater later and not even know it! So, buckle up, hop in our DeLorean, ‘cuz we’re doin’ a little time travel with these “Then and Now” pics of famous faces.

We all have our favorite songs to listen to while we put ourselves under the influence while we’re out on the town. What is better than that, is when those songs are actually about getting messed up. It’s the ever-impressive double whammy. These are the top fifteen songs from that category.

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In what may be the most brilliant product marketing strategy ever,  Dr. Pepper is giving every American (minus Slash and Buckethead) a free Dr. Pepper today, to coinside with the unlikely release of Guns N’ Roses Chinese Democracy.   Yes, the album has dropped and pigs are flying, but it’s not all kittens, unicorns and rainbows.  In order to cl… Click to read more

After 14 years, Dr. Pepper is making good on its promise to give everyone a free bottle of soda with the long-awaited release of Guns ‘n Roses’ Chinese Democracy. And now we know how they’re going to do it – and no, it doesn’t involve invading a 7-11.
Instead, starting November 23rd – the same day Chinese Democracy hits s… Click to read more

Today, Guns ‘N’ Roses finally released the first single off their long awaited new album “Chinese Democracy”. The song entitled “Chinese Democracy” is hard hitting with the attitude one comes to expect from Guns ‘N’ Roses, yet with a completely different sound.
As of this writing, I still have the ini… Click to read more

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A New Guns N’ Roses Album… the he… Click to read more

Axl Rose knows when it comes to releasing a record these days, it’s all about timing. So what better way to grease the hype machine than to postpone, leak, further postpone, shelve then announce the (still tentative?) release of the new Guns N’ Roses Axl N’ Company album, Chinese Democracy?
Classic Rock reports that Chinese Democracy is … Click to read more

If the Farrelly brothers get their way, a Three Stooges movie will be nyuk-nyuking into theaters soon.
Reported to consist of short vignettes tied together as a comedic compilation (think Paris, Je T’aime with more flour and face-slapping) the film would star four unknowns as the leads.
Four leads? Does that mean Shemp will star amongst the slap-hap… Click to read more