If I’ve learned two things to not do from rap songs, it’s don’t sell drugs from your house and don’t pull out a gun unless you’re willing to use it. I can’t tell if the robber in this video is a country music fan, but he clearly hasn’t heard about the rule regarding packing heat. How can a self-respecting robber get his ass handed to him by a scrawny drunk dude who’s picking up some late-night snacks? I guess embarrasment is the real reason why he’s so busy trying to face. Video after the jump!

Guns are amazing. Granted, I don’t own one because I don’t trust myself not to get drunk and do something stupid (read: Jason Williams) but that’s a choice I make. Idiots like this should be able to make the choice to buy whatever guns they want. They should also be able to choose to look down the barrel when the last shell that they loaded doesn’t fire. You get one guess as to what happens next. Check out the video after the jump!

Gone are the days when men would rule the “tough guy” roles in film. More and more women have made their way into the leading roles where strength and tenacity are key. These women have fought everything from zombies to psychotic murderers, all while bringing class and hotness to the screen. These are the truly badass women of Hollywood and it’s time they get some recognition.

Is it just us, or do football and basketball players keep getting mixed up in ridiculous weapons violations more and more these days? These stories are increasingly crazier by the year — and are obvious proof that millions of dollars only increases your bank account total, not your IQ.

Congratulations @brogan_wilson! You are the winner of Ben Foster’s sci-fi blaster from Pandorum which hits theaters today. This great news for you, bad news for any aliens that may be residing on your block. Happy hunting.

Sci-fi space thriller, “Pandorum,” starring Dennis Quaid and Ben Foster, follows two astronauts who awaken on a seemingly abandoned spacecraft. But unfortunately for them, they’re not alone. Luckily, that means lots of badass alien killing! And to help promote the film, which opens Friday, Sept. 25, they’ve given us a prop gun actually used in the movie to giveaway to you!

One big difference between America and the rest of the Western world is our complete and utter love of guns. So say what you will of gun control, but there’s no doubting the sheer awesomeness of a five-year-old tearing it up on the shooting range. You can be sure nobody’s going to steal this little badass’s lunch money.

I’m not saying I’m an expert on gun safety or anything, but I do know for a fact that one of the main rules of firearms is: Don’t shoot the gun when it has something lodged in the barrel. Why? It should be obvious. But if you need more proof, watch this…

College students and faculty members with a concealed handgun license would be able to pack their firearms on campus under a bill that the Texas Senate tentatively approved on Tuesday. The measure, passed on a 20-10 vote, was offered by a state senator who said he wants to give Texas students protection against mass shootings such as occurred at Virginia Tech University in 2007.

Some dangerous activities have some leeway in how totally and completely wrong they can go. Rednecks testing out a bulletproof vest is not one of them. Let’s just say that any time something goes wrong with a bulletproof vest, it’s a very bad thing…

It’s not everyday you see someone have a near death experience – but you will now! This dude makes a 1000-yard shot with a .50 cal rifle, which then ricochets directly back at him. Needless to say, it’s pretty amazing that this very rare occurance is caught on film – and this guy is damn lucky.

When you live in a city, all types of opportunities open up to you that aren’t available in small towns and rural communities. Tons of different jobs, different people, different girls and different experiences are right at your finger tips. But the one thing you miss out on is blowing sh*t up. And after seeing this video, that just might be a game-changer.

Today’s Veteran’s Day. And we could think of no better way to honor those who have served our country with bravery and honor than by combining two of the greatest things in life: sexy chicks and heavy weaponry. We’re not sure what it is, but when a hot girl picks up a firearm, it gets the blood flowing faster than a machine gun burst. If you have… Click to read more

I need to say this. Jewelry sucks. And I hate buying it for women and I think I’m done buying it forever–at least until I decide to get engaged. Honestly, is there a more useless thing on this planet then jewelry?
Completely ignoring the entire system of imbalance that permeates men/women romantic relationships when it comes to gift-giving and b… Click to read more

This couple (sadly) outdid Maury Povich with a little help from their friends. (Sky News)
Florida mom waves gun at kids at a bus stop, shouting “You can all get some of this!” after hearing about her son getting bullied. The whole incident occurred on the west side of town. It’s painfully obvious: momma was just representing the westsiiii… Click to read more